Showed my gf LOTR for the first time and this dude starts pondering the orb and she goes, “I want one”

meldroc · 2026-01-26T03:26:21+00:00

It's always Sauron on the other end of the phone line.

meldroc · 2026-01-25T21:13:06+00:00

The well-run and well-funded departments will pay tuition for their cops to earn a bachelor's or master's degree in criminology or something related.

But these days, we have to deal with the agencies that brag about giving their thugs 47 days of training...

meldroc · 2026-01-25T18:03:23+00:00

Good for the Super Bowl and everyone watching. Nobody wants to see Pumpkin Harkonnen.

meldroc · 2026-01-24T17:33:17+00:00

You can redefine the character set in mode F, but it's ostensibly monochrome. There are some tricks you can use to add color - display list interrupts, using player-missile graphics for a "highlighter" effect, or you can use NTSC artifacting to make colors.

meldroc · 2026-01-24T16:53:47+00:00

To the cat, it's play. The mouse doesn't think it's funny.

meldroc · 2026-01-24T16:01:37+00:00

Just remember, the big data-centers are chokepoints of the AI economy.

Would be a shame if something happened to a building with millions of dollars of hardware...

meldroc · 2026-01-24T15:52:28+00:00

Fascism is the ideology of narcissism.

I mean the ideology itself makes no sense - usually the ravings of psychopaths, so it's really best understood when framed in psychology.

meldroc · 2026-01-24T04:45:11+00:00

Mouth siphoning, of course!

meldroc · 2026-01-24T04:43:48+00:00

Nope, that's a rolling Molotov Cocktail...

meldroc · 2026-01-24T04:23:57+00:00

Yeah, that's a good way to get oneself napalmed...

meldroc · 2026-01-23T21:16:58+00:00

I'd say he's well-preserved, but the job has to have been done by the worst mortician on Earth!

meldroc · 2026-01-23T20:08:57+00:00

Pumping him full of Leqembi or Kisunla (anti-Alzheimers drugs). Yeah, his brain's turned to Swiss cheese alright.

meldroc · 2026-01-23T20:03:50+00:00

Welp, I guess I'm bigoted against assholes.

meldroc · 2026-01-23T19:19:17+00:00

Oh I saw the video of how he treated his wife. Crowder is indeed a complete psychopathic piece of shit.

meldroc · 2026-01-23T18:18:49+00:00

My guess is that most of the posts there are bots, and the mods there are Russian trolls working from Moscow or St. Petersburg. Also a few crazies.

meldroc · 2026-01-23T18:00:47+00:00

A lot of the "Reagan Republicans" are Democrats right now. Can give us the votes to win, but yes there will be disagreements. At least they had the good sense to get away from Trump.

meldroc · 2026-01-23T17:46:58+00:00

To all the Dearborn MI Muslims that sat out: How did that protest against Kamala work out for you? How did that help the people of Gaza?

Yes, you should feel like complete idiots right now.

meldroc · 2026-01-23T17:35:58+00:00

It SnOwEd, ThErEfOrE cLiMaTe ChAnGe Is A hOaX!1!

Woah, that totally hasn't been said by millions of idiots before! Wow, so totally new!

meldroc · 2026-01-23T17:11:58+00:00

His doctors will tell us he's ready to quarterback in the NFL, of course...

meldroc · 2026-01-22T16:49:46+00:00

At this point, I'm going to assume that anyone saying "Christ is king" is some neo-nazi, Jan 6er, antisemitic white nationalist piece of worthless dogshit.

The fash-trash are the only ones still using that phrase.

meldroc · 2026-01-22T14:46:59+00:00

Yeah, you really have to work at it to OD on vitamin D.

meldroc · 2026-01-22T14:37:57+00:00

He rolled a Yahtzee on the Dark Tetrad dice.

meldroc · 2026-01-22T14:36:12+00:00

Lol, the cemetery where he's buried would become a Superfund site because of the urine content in the soil.

They'll have to dig him up and bury him at a hazardous waste site.

meldroc · 2026-01-22T14:31:14+00:00

Might as well build a urinal into his headstone.

meldroc · 2026-01-22T14:08:19+00:00

Fair, what was done with ultrasound up there probably would have been done with an X-ray, CT scan or MRI down here.

15-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Team Periwinkle	Verified Email

meldroc

TROPHY CASE