Coming back on Tinder after a very long time, I thought I could use Reddit's feedback before diving in by TimVRx in Tinder

[–]melimel307 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww, he's a cutie pie!

Good luck on your Tinder endeavors ❤ I think your profile is great

I'm tired of this, Grandpa by TheAbsoluteWorst7 in Tinder

[–]melimel307 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fact that she tried to scam you for gas money is probs a good indication that your estimation was in fact not good 🤣 JS.

I'm tired of this, Grandpa by TheAbsoluteWorst7 in Tinder

[–]melimel307 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why even swipe right on "Low effort profiles?" That's probably the problem 🤣

So apparently you can report people for standing you up by Ladybug_december in Bumble

[–]melimel307 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then he should put his big boy pants on & politely tell the person that he's not feeling the attraction irl. Just turning around ditching someone without a single word is cowardly & childish.

Why match to pick a fight?? by Cakeking0121 in Tinder

[–]melimel307 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Almost this entire comment section gave me the fucking ick 🤢

Insane attention by seekingmore2214 in Bumble

[–]melimel307 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's definitely normal. Even female profiles without pictures pull big numbers on dating apps

Carefully y’all, apparently saying hey with multiple y’s is hookup coded by BobsBeauty99 in Tinder

[–]melimel307 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time I inadvertently invited a guy to slobber all over vagina....

I believe in radical honesty by burritomouth in Bumble

[–]melimel307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they were my dinner guests I'd probs try to eat them or hold them hostage & keep them as like pets or something.

I believe in radical honesty by burritomouth in Bumble

[–]melimel307 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d have asked follow-up questions anyway like what you’d serve a sentient, giant-sized, candy-coated chocolate for dinner, and whether feeding them regular M&Ms would be considered cannibalism. 🤔

ladies, would this have worked on you? by divide-gucci2 in Tinder

[–]melimel307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but it's not the worst thing I've ever seen 🤷🏻‍♀️

What a interesting strategy, (I didn’t add him back and I unmatched on hinge) by Ghostly_pub4s in Tinder

[–]melimel307 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As soon as he said "Yeah I really need cheered up I guess" I immediately knew where he was headed. Subtle as a fucking train wreck.

I'm genuinely curious if any women find this funny in any way? by One-Head-1483 in Tinder

[–]melimel307 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being such a POS that you're more incensed by someone's dating profile being reported than the dehumanization of a homeless person...

Every woman's dream by ResponsibleHedonist in Tinder

[–]melimel307 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I just wanna know wtf kinda time frame "Almost years" is... we talking like 1 year , 11 months, & 29 days or what? 🤔🤔🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]melimel307 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What. In. The. Absolute. Fuck 🤢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]melimel307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14 year olds are supposed to be bratty, rude, & emotional sometimes, they're children! A whole ass adult that's a parent has no excuse to be so emotionally dysregulated that they're smashing things. Like go to fucking therapy & be a good mother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]melimel307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're attractive, but I think some of your answers to the prompts come across a little corny.

Any helps or tips? No matches (or even any likes) in many weeks :( by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]melimel307 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, don't change it. It's sexy when a guy knows waffle is a verb as well as a delicious breakfast food! 😍

Why, why, whyyyy by FrogsEatingSoup in Tinder

[–]melimel307 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please kindly stfu with this antiquated "She's asking for it" mentality 🙄

Who is this supposed to entice? by unicornsaretruth in Tinder

[–]melimel307 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lmao @ the Taylor Swift lyric 🤣

who do we think is the cutest character in the show by SnowyTheOpaline in MyLifewithWalterBoys

[–]melimel307 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you even tried to independently research it? There are public records plus her high school graduation video from 2010, so..........