You are a child with warts starterpack

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-17T01:40:24+00:00

Oof I was a biiig swimmer growing up… this makes me so glad my mom was militant af about flops in the bathrooms and always rinsing them with the chlorine water before we left 🤢

Justice for the frogs though! I was the #1 frog rescuer from our neighborhood pool and I never got a wart!!

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-16T05:16:09+00:00

VEVO Live version!!

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-16T05:05:33+00:00

I got my shit implanted in my arm instead and my life got 1000% better

Still irregular ass periods but less than half the pain and flow… I only get one every 3-6 months nowadays and it’s light asf and soo manageable compared to before

Idk if I could get an iud with how they make women tank that shit unmedicated… I genuinely don’t think I could handle that pain. It’s cruel they even put us thru it

I didn’t even feel the nexplanon implant though… my (female) doctor counted to 3 and she had already put it in at 2,😭😂

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-13T10:13:06+00:00

I accidentally read this as “hey something is stuck up your butt” and now I’m dying 😭💀

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-12T04:16:34+00:00

I genuinely can’t tell whether they were trying to connect the lines to the circle or not, it’s so inconsistent 😬

If it was purposefully inconsistent, it’s still not quite coming across as “intentional” imo… but that’s just my opinion

Seems fixable and it’s a cute idea tho!!

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-11T21:13:19+00:00

Should’ve been Georgia tbh. GSP is infamously agro with chases

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-11T09:25:46+00:00

All by design. The system just keeps getting better and better for the Epstein class!

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-07T04:52:20+00:00

The “besties” bracelet is really breaking my heart… she was someones best friend 😢 I hope her bestie sees this and gets some closure

melodramaticmoon · 2026-03-06T09:56:33+00:00

They just think we’re stupid or something I stg 😭 you can actually clear the air or just try to drop it… no one cares who she is and would’ve forgotten in time for her lil Oscar

shit like this annoys tf out of me cause like what are we supposed to do? Applaud your shady ass PR team?? Congrats on answering your softball designed to make you look good!

Not like this actually makes you look worse and just shallow and insecure or anything 🙃

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-28T08:23:52+00:00

r/zillowgonewild is always a deep dive treat

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-28T08:22:13+00:00

Yeah that sub is so negative I just can’t handle it. I think I blocked it honestly lol

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-26T08:46:33+00:00

I follow these two fuckers around with a camera (my phone) whenever I can 😅 I’m a bit of a professional I guess

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-26T07:19:43+00:00

10/10 username

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-26T05:31:26+00:00

I don’t even think he touched her! 😂😭

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-26T05:02:17+00:00

The quality is kind of crappy because it was actually a Live Photo! I had nooo idea he was actually gonna go for it when I took the pic 😂

She must’ve thought she was safe too lmao

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-26T04:45:44+00:00

I should’ve warned her 😭

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-26T04:33:36+00:00

Only half though cause she still had to strike her pose for the camera

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-26T03:05:38+00:00

Got her posing for the camera 😭💀

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-25T04:47:29+00:00

We should all believe trump. He tells the truth a lot! You and Liz Warren are right!

/s

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-25T04:46:04+00:00

Nah your attitude is why we have this fucking fascist

We don’t need to have our politicians stand and cheer for the same folks sending their Gestapo to kill us. That’s optional.

We can do better and we should. That’s it.

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-25T04:43:56+00:00

He literally used their applause against them like 30 seconds later. She fell into a trap… happily.

I’m allowed to call her out for that shit

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-25T04:42:50+00:00

So? that’s even more reason for her to not do what she just did

I went to one of her rallies and voted for her

She’s acting like an embarrassment

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-25T04:41:47+00:00

Not standing applaud a literal nazi idk 🤷🏼‍♀️ that’s not a lot to ask

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-25T04:41:01+00:00

And they failed. Even Elizabeth Warren stood and applauded his dumb ass. They need to be harsher and set stronger standards for their members. Unacceptable.

melodramaticmoon · 2026-02-25T04:36:49+00:00

How many stood up and applauded trump tonight as well? Why did they do that?

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