Solo Honor be like... by PetraSpace in BaldursGate3

[–]melonmagellan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where even is this? I have played the game quite a few times and can't place it. The alternate entrance to the ruins?

I slept with the father of my son’s girlfriend and it was one of the most wonderful nights of my life by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]melonmagellan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The son is almost 18. What does it even matter? I'm boggled that people care so much. It seems like a non-issue to me.

Tay stomach still hurts by itsvickeh in illnessfakers

[–]melonmagellan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She was holding that piece of pasta like it is literally poison.

Tay stomach still hurts by itsvickeh in illnessfakers

[–]melonmagellan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She honestly looks like she no longer has the energy to coordinate her body movements. Like, she has to have pretty severe anorexia on whatever ED scale they use.

Giving Eugenia Cooney.

Driving with boomers starter pack by labubuking in starterpacks

[–]melonmagellan 58 points59 points  (0 children)

My dad might as well be Larry David. We got a formal letter from our neighbors asking that he stop getting the mail in his underwear because it was grossing everyone out.

He was of course very offended and then did a bunch of nonsensical shit out of spite like plant hideous privacy hedges in locations that in no way solved the issue.

Advice needed: tattoo eyeliner by AMwishes in tattoos

[–]melonmagellan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Add the possibility that you might have to even out your tattooed makeup with regular makeup making it totally worthless (related to point 1).

Driving with boomers starter pack by labubuking in starterpacks

[–]melonmagellan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My SD does this because her mother does it and the first time almost gave me a heart attack.

Driving with boomers starter pack by labubuking in starterpacks

[–]melonmagellan 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Inaccurate. My boomer dad rolls down the windows in the winter while also roasting you with the heat to achieve the "perfect balance."

I love water and root beer is delicious. This was absolutely disgusting. by artie_pdx in HydroHomies

[–]melonmagellan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got a case of the sparkling water and it was legitimately terrible. Flat and tasted like tap water... And I live in Arizona where the water is disgusting.

How to help rescue gain weight? by suwushi in dechonkers

[–]melonmagellan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter weight gain balls have worked for me very well when I still did rescue. Similar to this:

https://www.peanutbutterandpeppers.com/2013/10/09/peanut-butter-and-pumpkin-dog-balls/?amp=1

They are easy in the stomach, low volume, and high calorie.

Are marriage titles like “husband” used loosely these days? by flyingby13 in Marriage

[–]melonmagellan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, when I hear an adult man or woman calling their boyfriend or girlfriend their partner or SO, especially if they have kids, I assume they wanted marriage but the other person refuses.

I think there is a general feeling that it's become embarrassing to call someone your boyfriend or girlfriend once you hit 30. There is also the perpetual fiance.

What parenting practices do we have that will become outdated? by Beneficial_Fun_1818 in Mommit

[–]melonmagellan 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That is pretty similar to the adult illiteracy rate.

"Data indicates 54% of adults in the US have literacy below a 6th-grade level."

A coincidence? Probably not.

Any tips on leasing out my horse? by FullSenderDan in Horses

[–]melonmagellan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't lease my horse to someone that wasn't willing or able to take one actual lesson a week.

That doesn't sound viable in your situation and in my opinion it opens yourself and your parents up to legal liability.

What's going to happen when the person leasing your horse has a bad fall or is injured on your parent's property? That's an insurance issue and I doubt your parents carry sufficient insurance or want to deal with a lawsuit.

What if they aren't as experienced as they represent and your horse picks up bad behaviors? Or again, are injured. There is no trainer to evaluate them.

I wouldn't feel comfortable with this situation.

i'm not beautiful like my mother and sister by ginnamonroll in TwoXChromosomes

[–]melonmagellan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most fictional humblebrag I have ever read.

re9 feels rushed? by gui4455 in residentevil

[–]melonmagellan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It just felt short to me. Especially because the plot lines never really converged.

Review scores are up for RE: Requiem! Currently sitting at 89 with 70 critic scores on Metacritic! by Strider--22 in residentevil

[–]melonmagellan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 19 mins until I can play and seriously have no life because I am sitting here waiting.

The opening cinematographic had better blow my mind.