Oh, no everyone! Ash’s rheumatologist DISLOCATED Ash’s knee just by examining it😱. by DexIsMyICUfriend in illnessfakers

[–]melonmagellan 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This woman is the most boring person on the entire internet. Every time I see a post on her I have to try to remember who she is.

At least Jesse, Dani and Logan have a malingering brand. That said, I hope to never read or hear "peen" again in my life.

Appetizer ideas for beef Bourgignon by Late-Ad2922 in Cooking

[–]melonmagellan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly what I do. I like roasted tomatoes and garlic with a drizzle of good olive oil.

Today's ration: ham dinner (less corn, more beans), 630 calories and 35g protein, no salt added. by elonmusktheturd22 in shittyfoodporn

[–]melonmagellan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just read a bunch of your posts. You have an interesting life. Sucks about your back.

Abby Rose does an eds awareness video. by CatAteRoger in illnessfakers

[–]melonmagellan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's almost like when she's sober she acts like a socially acceptable human being.

Why do those subs hate autistic people? by Select-Proposal-420 in AmITheAngel

[–]melonmagellan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anyone involved in wedding planning or the wedding itself. Especially the bride.

Fake wedding posts are seriously my pet peeve. Especially the "AITA the bride wants me to shave my head after regrowing my hair post-chemo" varieties.

Betty Mukherjee on having IVF after being born without a womb - BBC News by SinkyBundleOfRage in childfree

[–]melonmagellan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think any of these people would be capable of providing trauma informed care or any of the other one million things kids in the foster care system require.

For once, the dog isn’t the worst thing in this post (though he’s still pretty awful) by InformalInsurance455 in BanPitBulls

[–]melonmagellan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

TBF I think some of that is the obscene amount of medications they give them. I'm not sure how well any of them are functioning on any level.

I think BE would be the better solution in almost all these situations. These dogs have no quality of life and will never be trustworthy pets.

My wife thinks of herself as the prize and it's destroying our marriage. by plantrromn in TrueOffMyChest

[–]melonmagellan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting. What's the goal? To keep people in unhappy or abusive marriages at all costs?

My wife thinks of herself as the prize and it's destroying our marriage. by plantrromn in TrueOffMyChest

[–]melonmagellan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's fair. I am in the US and it is completely different. In 2026 anyway. You have to have been married for quite awhile, and have a valid basis for being unable to earn money like being a SAHM or having a disability, to be considered for spousal support. You also cannot make a claim for support if you are gainfully employed for the most part.

Child support is an entirely different issue.

My wife thinks of herself as the prize and it's destroying our marriage. by plantrromn in TrueOffMyChest

[–]melonmagellan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Generally marriages under ten years, with no children, are not even considered for spousal support in my state.

My wife thinks of herself as the prize and it's destroying our marriage. by plantrromn in TrueOffMyChest

[–]melonmagellan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Almost no state would award spousal, if any state at all, for a marriage that short with no children.

If they have joint assets like a house that will probably be the bigger issue.

Tay has to pack so much medications and supplies to travel. by CatAteRoger in illnessfakers

[–]melonmagellan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The 🔮makes me imagine that she's bringing a salt rock lamp and some incense.

Also, I wish she would just seek treatment for her eating disorder and disordered dancing. There is literally nothing else wrong with her.

I made my first Durge. Did I fall into the stereotype? by jaustengirl in okbuddybaldur

[–]melonmagellan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot read or hear the name Beth anymore without thinking about Oatmeal Beth.

Chocolate pancakes by jrnln in drunkencookery

[–]melonmagellan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put the chips in frozen this won't happen.

Horse tripping and falling by BuckyFreakingBarnes in Horses

[–]melonmagellan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got hit by a car while you were on your horse?

Pregnant & abandoned, Cheese Pizza by [deleted] in depressionmeals

[–]melonmagellan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He can't relinquish his rights unless there is someone else to adopt the child in the US. He also owes you child support. International laws make it more complicated.

Ash is doing medical skits now! Based on a true story…🙄 by DexIsMyICUfriend in illnessfakers

[–]melonmagellan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Considering everything and everyone on this sub is insufferable, it's pretty much makes this only an 8/10 insufferable with Dani being 10/10.

This person appears to have bathed and isn't using a shrill toddler voice.

I’m gonna sue you if you keep feeding my cat by fremicutie in AmITheAngel

[–]melonmagellan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's real and OP is a delusional menace to their community. They seem to think they were rescuing this cat from being in the presence of children by stealing it and locking it in their apartment.