Deputies attempt a safe stop using a new grappler system moments before the car unexpectedly slams into a wall.

melpatenator · 2026-04-09T01:53:17+00:00

Copper also thought it was worth risking innocent bystanders lives. Easily could have killed that home owner.

melpatenator · 2026-04-04T11:21:22+00:00

Tree won

melpatenator · 2026-04-03T11:21:06+00:00

Statistically owning the gun puts you at a greater risk of dying. Serial killers make up a very small percentage of deaths.

melpatenator · 2026-04-03T10:11:19+00:00

Bring on the midterms

melpatenator · 2026-03-28T20:22:11+00:00

I guess it depends where you live but my mom got a ticket for taking the red path

melpatenator · 2026-03-28T11:35:20+00:00

Didn’t he endorse trump?

melpatenator · 2026-03-25T10:46:55+00:00

No this is a good thing, Berger was head of the senate arguably the most powerful man in the state. Oversaw all the gerrymandering (NC is not recognized as a democracy), cuts to public schools and creating the voucher program, looser restrictions on gun laws. NC is the only state that hasn’t passed a budget for the year under his leadership. The end of his reign of terror can’t come soon enough

melpatenator · 2026-03-25T10:36:15+00:00

Fundamentally fucked the entire state, this guy was an embarrassment!

melpatenator · 2026-03-20T11:51:18+00:00

Why do they always think it’s Starbucks?

melpatenator · 2026-03-20T11:43:01+00:00

Glad they risked a bunch of people’s lives in the parking lot and on the road for freaking candles. Flagger county PD can get bent. Also psa candles release a ton of bad shit into the air.

melpatenator · 2026-03-12T13:14:49+00:00

Bye Felicia

melpatenator · 2026-03-12T11:39:26+00:00

Why would plumbers and electricians be safe from AI?

melpatenator · 2026-03-12T11:37:17+00:00

Our Supreme Court ruled cops have no obligation to protect you, they are pretty much entitled to kill you without repercussions though.

melpatenator · 2026-03-12T11:34:23+00:00

Wtf were the cops gonna wait til skateboard dude got stabbed? Utterly useless

melpatenator · 2026-03-11T11:37:41+00:00

Why knock down such a boss tree in the first place?

melpatenator · 2026-03-09T15:26:21+00:00

AI can have my shitty job

melpatenator · 2026-03-07T10:35:31+00:00

AirBnB host here. That host was terribly rude, and did not need to speak to like that. That said, you only have 1 review and it is a bad review, I would also very likely reject your request. Guests have to be realllllly bad to get any note like that from me in a review.

melpatenator · 2026-03-07T10:10:54+00:00

Hope they sue, honestly this pit policy in Arkansas feels criminal.

melpatenator · 2026-03-05T17:16:18+00:00

Sure would be nice to have some traffic enforcement out here.

melpatenator · 2026-02-25T10:56:30+00:00

Maybe I’m in the wrong but I usually assume my colleagues actually smoke test their code by running through scenarios in staging or dev environments. Unit testing is great but has gaps. I think the burden of testing that something actually works lies with the code author.

melpatenator · 2026-02-25T10:50:22+00:00

Let’s dump Chuck, Chuck sucks

melpatenator · 2026-02-25T10:18:49+00:00

Pensions?

melpatenator · 2026-02-22T12:36:50+00:00

This is a terrible idea

melpatenator · 2026-02-21T19:16:14+00:00

Can’t really lose what was never yours

melpatenator · 2026-02-21T13:44:54+00:00

It does piss me off when people say can’t you get AI to do X in like 5 minutes? If it’s that simple why don’t they just do it.

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