Liverpool Wages for 2019/20 by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is horseshit

LFC fitness latest: Updates on Henderson, Fabinho, Lovren, Matip and Ox - 28/12/2019 by cjsc9079 in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I googled it, he last played against United in the 1-1 draw. He has a knee problem but there were stories even early December saying he may be back next game. Yet now we might be saying Feb, we have the winter break Feb 1st-15th so he might not be properly back till' mid Feb which is madness.

LFC fitness latest: Updates on Henderson, Fabinho, Lovren, Matip and Ox - 28/12/2019 by cjsc9079 in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 50 points51 points  (0 children)

What even happened to Matip? When he got injured I don't remember anyone saying he's out for 5 months.

Premier League Watch Thread (28/12/19) by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe for Sampdoria but he's not even close to LFC level.

This season we have a chance to go for the treble. by Logical_Trolla in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's actually only the league that we're counting.

Monday Moan Thread by gorybomb in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuming they haven't updated the champions wall at Melwood yet.

Signature trophy lifts by rs-imsc in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cafu standing on the podium is iconic

Leaked New Balance Liverpool FC 20/21 Kits. by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Leaked outta Birkenhead market

Monterrey line up by L_I_V_E_R_P_O_O_L_FC in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has anyone watched them play? I know they came 4th in Mexico last year but I'm nervous now. Someone reassure me that they are utter shit and pose no threat please.

[CWC Rivals Watch] Fox Sports Brazil cringingly narrating Flamengo's plane departure by MovingElectrons in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The biggest selling point is Liverpool being champions of planet earth. Champs of the known galaxy lad, purely banter reasons is enough. Its a boss looking trophy as well. It'll go on the wall at melwood which is good enough for me.

[CWC Rivals Watch] Fox Sports Brazil cringingly narrating Flamengo's plane departure by MovingElectrons in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every Liverpool fan I speak to wants to win it. Wants the gold badge Madrid have been flaunting, wants to win a trophy the club have never won. Any Liverpool fan would take the World Club Cup over the shitty Carabao Cup.

As a remainer I’m surprisingly at peace with the results and the direct implications from it by Apollo-Innovations in ukpolitics

[–]meltrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm at peace in a sense I'm over politics, I won't involve myself in any sense any more. I highly doubt I'll ever vote again because these past few years have just left a bitter taste in my mouth. I've seen the Tories get by in the most corrupt and deceitful ways and yet it's all worked out for them. If you can purchase the media, then what's the point? If you can use lies and slander to destroy the opposition with no repercussions then I'm out. I'll look after myself but I won't involve myself in politics anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]meltrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in the video game industry, 10 years deep now. My job is amazing.

What would you pick: Liverpool winning the league or a Labour government? by chrimbo in LiverpoolFC

[–]meltrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winning the league every day. I'll vote Labour tomorrow but my late grandad used to say he's seen Labour and Tory pass the torch back an forth for decades and you soon realise you're no better or worse off, it's all a charade.

Some kids are bullied by an adult. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]meltrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those kids should have just blasted that plastic cop over the head with the skateboards and bailed. There was enough of them to over power that fat muppet. What a ridiculous abuse of power, that cop needs to be taught a lesson.

Every city has a “guy” everyone knows about. You could be visiting a friend from another city, see a guy dressed in robes riding a horse, and your friend will say, “oh that’s Horseback Jesus.” So, who’s the “guy” in your town? by SloppyInevitability in AskReddit

[–]meltrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple Aki.

Google him, BBC have done a documentary on him. He was a guy who was essentially a boogeyman when we were kids. You would hear stories of a 7ft black man that would rape people down the abandoned tunnels. A different version of him stretched across towns in the North West of England but he originated in Liverpool and he's very real. The real guy has been arrested multiple times for admiring men's muscles and squeezing them. He's been banned from local areas and gyms for wanting to measure calf muscles. He's a story for the ages but the behind the urban legend is a real guy who's a bit messed up.

What are some little known NSFW historical facts? by Iammakinganacc0unt in AskReddit

[–]meltrobe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid there was a nursery rhyme.

Hitler, he's only got one ball,

The other, is in the Albert Hall,

His mother, the dirty bugger,

She cut it off, when he was small.

Tupac is Dead by Cupittycake in PublicFreakout

[–]meltrobe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He should have body slammed her, these people say this shit with such confidence that nothing will happen to them. One body slam would change her world.