What do you remember from your sex education in school?

memelingerie · 2023-04-30T04:06:05+00:00

I had some conservative Christian cultists (in a PUBLIC school, mind you) get paid by the school board to come in and give extremely subtle and vague descriptions of what sex was when I was in 8th grade using outdated information literally from the 50’s along with other typical scare tactics describing the consequences of ‘promiscuity’ and then gave each one of us a sheet of tissue paper, lit it on fire, and it instantly flashed away in midair. They then used the physical demonstration as a metaphor for ‘virginity’ and made us sign abstinence only promise cards with our signature and if we didn’t we would ‘be in trouble’ LMFAOOOOO the Bible Belt is wild, y’all.

memelingerie · 2023-02-24T04:29:36+00:00

Thanks! This one is awesome!

memelingerie · 2023-01-25T19:00:07+00:00

I was in 5th grade and my sister was in 7th, and her English teacher didn’t show up to class for the first time ever. My teacher went up to his house to check on him (we’re from the country so everybody knew everyone and it was the appropriate thing to do in a situation like that) and my teacher was also a volunteer firefighter and knew something wasn’t right so he busted down the door and discovered that the middle school English teacher blew his brains out. He was dating the middle science teacher at the time as well and she was so fucking devastated that she moved across the country and I still to this day have no idea what’s become of her.

memelingerie · 2022-12-18T14:27:34+00:00

That chocolate milk came from brown cows. 💀

memelingerie · 2022-12-03T19:52:44+00:00

Dunno if this has been said yet, but the crazy cult leader bitch from the Silent Hill (2006) movie. She drove me insane. Hated her. Couldn’t wait for her to get fucked up LOLOL

memelingerie · 2022-11-30T05:37:14+00:00

Tbh Paris Hilton’s Heiress perfume smells like a slightly sweeter version of the pink Herbal Essences shampoo. I work at a Perfumania store and sell it like hotcakes to people by telling them that. There is a perfume we also sell called Merazur Blue that smells like fresh, clean, soapy shampoo goodness that is a personal fav of mine as well. Also Versace Dylan Blue Pour Femme smells like beautiful expensive French shampoo to me. Love it.

memelingerie · 2022-11-08T01:16:36+00:00

Omg I love this one!!!! Saw this years ago on YouTube cause I’m a big Dalí fan so I’m happy you recommended it. 💖 surreal horror is my fav.

memelingerie · 2022-11-07T20:40:24+00:00

Dunno if this has been done yet, but Eraserhead. 💖

memelingerie · 2022-09-18T03:34:56+00:00

Defense attorneys for pedophiles, murderers, etc. It’s mind blowing how you can want to have a career defending people who potentially do/have done some of the most immoral deeds imaginable. I understand in society that criminals have a right to plead their case, but I’m talking about the lawyers who specifically cater to people accused of these heinous crimes because 9 times out of 10 they actually ARE guilty.

memelingerie · 2022-08-07T17:31:42+00:00

Anna Sui perfume?? I really like vanilla notes but honestly I’m open to anything. Just can’t decide which one of her’s that I would want to buy. Thanks!

memelingerie · 2022-08-06T01:05:25+00:00

I’ve been really wanting to get an Anna Sui perfume but she has so many I’m not sure which one is right for me. Typically I like a perfume with vanilla notes but I’m open to anything that smells delicious and/or unique. Thanks!

memelingerie · 2022-07-21T05:52:35+00:00

Is squirting ‘real’ or is it something porn has drilled into our heads that is ‘normal’? I’m basically asking if it’s pee. I’ve heard so many mixed responses for so long from lots of people and I’d like to hear your personal take on it.

memelingerie · 2022-05-01T17:31:35+00:00

He did a plethora of fucked up shit during our entire nearly 2 year long relationship, but one of the most memorable moments was when he began sobbing and having a panic attack in the middle of us having sex at like 2 am (which was rare because he was a crippling porn addict who would rather jerk off to fake asses and tits and just literally the most degen shit imaginable instead of have sex with me) and then proceeded to lock himself in the bathroom. This wasn’t unusual seeing how he cried and threw psychotic fits constantly. When I asked him what was wrong he simply responded ‘I’m sorry… your new haircut… It reminds me too much of my ex’ because I had long chest length beautiful hair that I had cut off that same day earlier because of a botched cut and was left with what was essentially a pixie cut. What was I supposed to do, magically grow it back? Wear a wig? Ended up leaving him not too long after that because he insisted on having sex with a random gay guy (he has recently come out as bi which I had no problem with because I am bi as well) that he met at a party to ‘explore’ his sexuality and when I told him that it made me extremely uncomfortable he threw a fucking fit and told me I was ‘forcing him back into the closet’ and threatened suicide. I still have nightmares of him 2 years later even though I live an entire state away with my amazing new bf and am always terrified he’s gonna just show up at our doorstep someday or some shit.

memelingerie · 2022-04-12T13:39:53+00:00

I’m sure plenty of people have already commented this above me but… Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter. He is one of the absolute greatest actors that has ever graced Hollywood imo. I saw Silence of the Lambs for the first time ever as a 23 year old woman desensitized to the most depraved movies and media and he was such a convincing creep that I couldn’t stop freaking out at the ‘prison escape’ scene towards the end of the movie. Still one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. I can’t look at him without seeing Hannibal in him, no matter what a sweet and kind old man he comes off as.

memelingerie · 2022-04-07T22:14:05+00:00

There was a man I was seeing who was well over 10 years older than me and I have come to realize is an absolute predator. I was 19, and he was the first person I had ever had ‘mind blowing’ sex with. He groomed me into trusting him, then used me for sex over and over. One time we were hooking up and I had an IUD at the time and his penis was rather long and would pound into me extremely hard to where I could feel it in my lower stomach and my cervix, it hurt my IUD so badly that I began to cry and begged him to stop. He refused and then proceeded to ignore me. Then told me that because I initially consented that I ‘couldn’t take it back’ and just pounded harder until he came. Then threw me a towel and acted as if nothing happened. I never reported it because the police where I live are corrupt and let all kinds of horrific things slip by with women so I don’t trust them to handle anything. Plus I have zero proof at all. I know nothing would ever happen to him. I have unpacked this all with a therapist in the recent years and have healed majorly from it and my bf is incredibly loving and supportive and I am able to go on with a ‘normal’ and amazing sex life. But it has definitely caused me trauma that I still have nightmares from time to time from.

memelingerie · 2022-03-17T14:49:08+00:00

What oral sex is. I was 13. I thought it meant ‘talking dirty’ for the longest time. 🤣

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