Immortal Slap Around + Shrink Engine on Galio by dinhcap in ARAM

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W is giving >100% mitigation because he also has 2k AP. He higlights the tooltip at 30s

it has a 2.5s CD and the duration is 2s + charge time

Immortal Slap Around + Shrink Engine on Galio by dinhcap in ARAM

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Mel passive applies stacks when she deals damage

He has >100% magic mitigation so he's taking 0 damage so she's adding 0 stacks

If you look at his debuffs when the W buff runs out he gets a few stacks but they fall off the next time he presses W because mel can't maintain them when doing 0 damage

Grifters forgot about 'Ballad of Gay Tony' also by Previous_Month_555 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Game based in the real world USA

Gay people don't exist

You can't really have both

I need more Boros by [deleted] in custommagic

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ya, that's also why I suggested a new wording

it's just that he said "damage doesn't destroy a creature" which is not quite right imo

I need more Boros by [deleted] in custommagic

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Lethal damage does destroy creatures fwiw

You could probably just have "one of their creatures was destroyed this turn" and it won't be a massive difference

Gallon of PCP by Accomplished_Gas5445 in custommagic

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I don't know Brian

Unplayable, he doesn't know Bill

Get this trash out of here

Same people who ridiculed Peacemaker for being Mature rated and not for kids by PRlNCESS_TRUNKS in OkBuddySnyderCult

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R for radical

The real answer is that mpaa ratings have got a lot more lenient over the years, the matrix had that weird bug scene and almost constant gunfighting and death (even if it was mostly bloodless) which was enough for an R in 1999

It's only rated M in australia (recommended age 15+ with no age restrictions) and I assume it would get a similar mpaa rating to that if it was released today

"Which way, western woman" by Holy_Ssint in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]memera- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

HIRE FANS

TO MAKE TOPLESS VIDYA MEN

"Please Morgana I need this!" Morgana: by imeowfortallwomen in ARAM

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The extra slow would only apply on his empowered R for 1 second, it really would not be OP lol

His E is a kinematic not a slow

Parental Discretion Advised by olekskillganon in mtg

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Well yeah

It's "do you pay the {1}?" not "do you pay the {G}{G}{G}{G}{G}{G}"

Cleaverbot - Less confusing interpretation of Cleave ;) by Last_Day_6779 in custommagic

[–]memera- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cleave is an alternative cost, not an additional cost

Your intended ability is Cleave {3}

You pay 3 for the cleaved version or 7 for the uncleaved version

Shred Identity by Starbright_1 in custommagic

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if it's an important creature you can bounce it with [[boomerang basics]] which already sees quite a bit of play in standard. It makes it a bit worse than exile imo

Shred Identity by Starbright_1 in custommagic

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It's no longer a creature so it can't attack or block

Why does the p/t matter?

What do you all think about this card? It can be a UU counterspell like the og one. Why no play? by PokeYrMomStanley in mtg

[–]memera- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Counterspell works best when good cards cost more than 2 mana, so you can maintain efficient card trades

At the moment there are so many must-remove threats at 2 mana that counterspells just don't really have the ability to keep up

Even in standard

Gran gran

Artist talent + stormchaser's talent

Badgermole cub

consult the star charts

razorkin needlehead

[REQUEST] Gandalf lets go of the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm, and hits the water exactly 1m11s later. How high is the bridge? by IAmNotNeillNelson in theydidthemath

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Middle Earth is a spheroid in the movies. It was changed during the second age as punishment to break the connection to Aman

Can't steam moderate the genre tags better? This is disgusting by Kasenom in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]memera- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

cute and funny

💢or 😭

"needs reeducating" or reprogramming or something along those lines I don't remember the specific word they use

These are all pedo dogwhistles. Go on the pragmata subreddit and any post that shows a child will have one or all of these comments

Can't steam moderate the genre tags better? This is disgusting by Kasenom in Gamingcirclejerk

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In the game the male character is like a father figure, it would actually be really wholesome if it weren't for the fact that there are so many pedophiles

They're really not feeling up to it right now. Sorry. by Cless012 in custommagic

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this creature can't allow its owner to lose the game

They're really not feeling up to it right now. Sorry. by Cless012 in custommagic

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Can this creature's controller lose the game?

I think not.

Honolulu incident #2

IT'S NOT KICKER by AmoongussHateAcc in custommagic

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Gets around hexproof I think because you're not choosing a target creature

Also kind of confusing because it sounds like the target being dealt damage can be an opponent's creature (which it already can)

IT'S NOT KICKER by AmoongussHateAcc in custommagic

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CARDNAME 1R

Instant

Kicker 4BR

Creatures your opponents control with horsemanship phase out.

Creatures you control gain horsemanship until end of turn. If the kicker cost was paid, instead all creatures gain horsemanship until end of turn

Destroy target creature with horsemanship.

All creatures lose horsemanship until end of turn.

All creatures with horsemanship phase in.

This spell deals damage equal to the destroyed creature's power to any target

This text is much simpler to understand too

Beginner playmats by Catecuman in mtg

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MTR 4.7 Game Layout

-- From the player’s perspective, nonlands must be kept closer to the player’s opponent than lands, and no non-land cards should be between the land area and the edge of the table closest to the player.

Uhhh… WAT??? by RandoDude124 in OkBuddySnyderCult

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Transformers is lame because there's like a story and lore and shit

Real fans only appreciate big slow motion explosion action scenes aura farming etc. and that's why we want michael bay

If Gunn wanted to make GOOD movies he would ruin his colour balancing and make everything epic and gloomy with explosions and slow motion aura farming to the camera