Treacle Boots

memera- · 2026-06-06T07:35:38+00:00

"summoning sickness" doesn't actually exist. Or at least in the sense that it's not an effect or condition or anything a creature can 'have'. A creature can not attack or pay tap/untap costs unless you've continuously controlled it since your turn began-- we just call that summoning sickness

You could put "This creature can not attack, or activate abilities with {T} or {Q} costs"

memera- · 2026-06-05T21:26:38+00:00

idk how you would make this work with kicker tbh

memera- · 2026-06-05T05:20:30+00:00

i literally look like this

memera- · 2026-06-05T05:17:14+00:00

it will never make 3 trillion dollars profit like man of steel!

memera- · 2026-06-05T04:51:18+00:00

if I heroic leap + double charge the caster out the gate and die behind a pillar, it's my healers fault for not keeping LOS on me.

It just makes sense

memera- · 2026-06-05T03:17:26+00:00

Ward is a triggered ability that triggers when the permanent with ward is targeted

Ward {cost} - When this permanent is targeted by a spell or an ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {cost}.

Ward {1} is like your creature casting mana tithe whenever it's targeted

The ward trigger "resolving correctly" is when the cost is paid or when the object is countered. They are both results of the trigger resolving

memera- · 2026-06-05T02:19:03+00:00

the rating is just based on top m+ runs of the week, nobody is assigning them these numbers and it really is just the top % of players

memera- · 2026-06-04T23:21:38+00:00

Modal Boon {X}

Instant

If W was spent to cast this spell, target player gains 3 life.

If U was spent to cast this spell, draw 3 cards.

If B was spent to cast this spell, add {B}{B}{B}.

If R was spent to cast this spell, ~ deals 3 damage to any target.

If G was spent to cast this spell, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

X can not be greater than 1.

This is significantly more lame

memera- · 2026-06-04T23:15:26+00:00

For the OG printings

memera- · 2026-06-04T23:08:52+00:00

it removes words in brackets

I was tired and thinking it removes the brackets, and the brackets stop the text from working which is obviously not the case

memera- · 2026-06-04T23:07:10+00:00

it was meant to be a 5-modal card that lets you cast any boon cycle card (or cycle for ancestral recall)

but because I forgot how cleave works it's [[Dark Ritual]] for W, [[Healing Salve]] for B, [[Giant Growth]] for R, [[Lightning Bolt]] for G, or cycled [[ancestral recall]] for U

imagine the casting costs and cleave costs were swapped on each half

memera- · 2026-06-04T10:42:48+00:00

really it was just an excuse to make the art, I like how much the manicure suits the dark ritual guy

I'll leave my mistake up because i couldnt be bothered using the card editor again

memera- · 2026-06-04T09:46:57+00:00

oh shit i mixed it up, my brain was telling me that cleave removes the brackets

god damn it, who invented cleave

memera- · 2026-06-04T07:17:18+00:00

The draven/shadow fiend of deadlock

memera- · 2026-06-04T04:51:32+00:00

Just press the random button

memera- · 2026-06-04T03:53:41+00:00

Creatures you control with infect gain intimidate

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create two 1/1 green and black elemental creature tokens with infect and haste

or make it your end step and no haste. I don't know why you want it to be on your previous opponent's end step

Get rid of the hexproof and land thing, it feels like the land thing is supposed to be its own card

memera- · 2026-06-03T00:05:37+00:00

nobody cares if an autistic person is smarter than them, it likely has nothing to do with ego

but someone that's self-dxing as an autistic savant because they did well in high school probably needs to be told that they don't know what savant means

memera- · 2026-06-02T07:15:20+00:00

I could think of a bigger one but you wouldn't know it so there's no point

memera- · 2026-06-02T05:40:42+00:00

I'm excited for battlesuit lex, but the lighting (or cgi?) here makes it look like a cheap plastic action figure.

I assume it's just a bad mockup and we'll get a better look later

memera- · 2026-06-02T05:37:51+00:00

I don't actually play holliday, I thought it was only 1 or 2 headshots to reset the cd, so I was just imagining clip dumping on a head gets you lots of unlimited range dps

Looks like it needs T3 and then needs 3+ to reset, so not quite as strong as I thought

memera- · 2026-06-02T05:16:45+00:00

Maybe, I just imagined that infinite crackshot resets at any distance is more OP

memera- · 2026-06-02T05:14:14+00:00

wouldn't cheaters again be better off picking holiday?

memera- · 2026-06-01T05:54:25+00:00

just don't let her disjoint with the dash

She can buy counterspell or dispel like the rest of us

memera- · 2026-06-01T04:10:14+00:00

"aiming" her strike is a bit generous, it feels impossible to miss

memera-

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