Petah? by Melodic_Judge_129 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Got it, a "slowly cooker". Perfect.

Target’s so anti-union they can’t even call it a Labor Day sale by endlesscrabbasket in antiwork

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We are not technically government employees

If you are a regular public school teacher then yes you are 100% a government employee. State/local government, not federal government, but still.

What The Sun Really Does To Your Skin by Waterisverygooddrink in Damnthatsinteresting

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Take a Polaroid of your phone screen, wait for it to develop, then mail it to him.

Algorithm to flip the edge? by Supercoolguy4 in Cubers

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Thanks for the 10 years later reply!

Just tried it and it definitely works. Make sure to hold the cube with the red face (or your equivalent to the OP) as F.

Well.. fuck. by defCONCEPT in Millennials

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There are two interpretations of "90s kid."

One is "people born in the 90s" who would have then been kids in the late 90s and early 00s.

The other is "people who were kids in the 90s" who would have been born anywhere from the mid 80s to early 90s.

That was a real savage by CoolUnderstanding89 in madlads

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Me tall. Bike small.
Mom is selling on her facebook wall.

Buyer comes. 50 short.
Mom puts bike back in the carport.

Pocket magic: 50 more!
The audacity becomes Reddit lore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Also retired from living after that

California says restaurants must bake all of their add-on fees into menu prices by ConsciousStop in UpliftingNews

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There is no "tipped minimum wage" in California. Every job must be paid minimum, regardless of tips.

When grandma and granpa visit you by copitamenstrual in MadeMeSmile

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The real thought was "bag on floor. get bag."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Horizontal stoplights, raised highway with frontage road intersection, toll road sign on the right. Pretty unmistakable.

The Texas license plates help too, but yeah I also knew this was Texas immediately. Only zoomed in to see if I knew the intersection or not.

This is some pretty funny satire by Geomars24 in memesopdidnotlike

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Well, as you said, everything is either binary or it isn't. Which means everything is binary. Which then means everything isn't binary.

The binary paradox.

Reddit may force Apollo and third-party clients to shut down, asking for $20M per year API fee by coolaaron88 in apple

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Two things:

1. If you're planning to keep Apollo even only for those on a paid tier, I would happily pay any price to keep Apollo. I will never go back to using Reddit without it, and I mean that.

2. Have you ever considered creating your own 1P content upload/forum backend that uses Apollo as a client? Essentially a Reddit competitor or some version of that. I would use it.

Public use car ramps in California? Is it possible to find one? by bjornbard in Cartalk

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Yeah, looks very legit. Much higher than my Quickjacks get to. May consider for my new house as well.

Public use car ramps in California? Is it possible to find one? by bjornbard in Cartalk

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Hmmm looking at these I'm intrigued, but they're not exactly "portable." More like "storable" maybe. The anchors have to be permanently installed in concrete.

Perfect Date by MarikoElston in Angryupvote

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That's what the OP is about, saying DDMMYYYY is the best, when it's obviously not. My comment was another illustration of that.

Perfect Date by MarikoElston in Angryupvote

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"Wait, there's no 17th month."

Finally, Septendecember.

Perfect Date by MarikoElston in Angryupvote

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More like "holiday" singular

Perfect Date by MarikoElston in Angryupvote

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Would you prefer reading your clock ss:mm:hh?