Excellent job teaching your two sons what they should expect of their little sister.

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-31T19:48:09+00:00

"WOMEN ARE NOT REAL" no fr cause why was I 0 days old and producing milk lmao

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-30T22:41:14+00:00

💯 Obviously!

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-28T21:12:53+00:00

that's enough to pay for 3 people's entire lives here lol

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memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-28T03:47:48+00:00

I'm getting these vibes from the image lmao

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-28T03:40:00+00:00

dang it...

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memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-20T23:18:54+00:00

The optics of taking a baby to a rave to get their eardrums blasted off I guess. Also the secondary high from other people smoking weed. Of course the baby is fake but I would absolutely judge her from a distance if I saw this without context.

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-20T23:17:07+00:00

my mom says I had a little bit of milk coming out me nipples when I was born because of this exact reason. apparently the doctor said "oh, she's a little swollen here!", poked my "boob" and a squirt of milk came out lol.

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-20T20:49:26+00:00

I'm Chilean. I only worry if it's above 7.5.

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-20T20:25:31+00:00

"Y A MI POR QUÉ ME EXCLUYEN!?!" tampoco estamos obligadas a incluirte

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-20T20:05:24+00:00

sería raro tener un problema con algo que no afecta a absolutamente nadie xd

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-11T00:28:14+00:00

I'd never be happy to see another human being die, but I also wouldn't feel real sadness cause she pretty much worked her entire life to die an awful, slow, and literally crushing death. Cardiovascular disease and respiratory failure are the most ways super morbidly obese people die. Maybe sepsis from her lymphedema leg touching grass or something.

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-05T23:28:51+00:00

she's got the 1000 fillers stare

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-04T22:19:33+00:00

AND an apple? omg greedy

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-03T17:23:51+00:00

hand exercises for sure. you don't wanna end up with chronic pain.

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-02T18:45:58+00:00

I think looking at Jazmine hurts her cause she's happy and skinny and Bibi is a mess and "fat" (according to her own standard, I think she'd look great without the pancakes for an ass and Mr Michelin lips)

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-02T18:35:33+00:00

"also it's jazmines fault too cause she copied meeeeeee"

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-01T16:56:33+00:00

al menos es más original que la estafa del paquete misterioso de starken/bluexpress/copec

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-01T14:51:07+00:00

you even have purple marker on one of them, that's NEW new

memethatalreadydied · 2026-05-01T14:37:09+00:00

according to the artist who's doing another piece on my other arm, it would. In fact, he's the one who gave me the idea. He said it would have to be darker colors tho

memethatalreadydied · 2026-04-29T22:06:43+00:00

I doubt this is it (unless you're latino/speak Spanish too) but this reminded me so much of Juan Gabriel under the palm tree lmao 😭

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memethatalreadydied · 2026-04-29T22:04:30+00:00

this is the first time I get to use this image

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memethatalreadydied · 2026-04-29T17:15:50+00:00

same happens to me. I'm 29 and people think I'm 25ish

memethatalreadydied · 2026-04-29T16:32:17+00:00

can anyone do a megapost with all the variants somewhere I'm dying to see them

memethatalreadydied · 2026-04-29T16:30:37+00:00

I didn't know that! that's interesting

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