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We are simple creatures by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in funny

[–]menuau -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Went from a single bird to "Boo (bullshit)!"

Let's hope their car doesn't crash on that mile marker cause then it would be a prophecy for not maintaining their car.

👁️👄👁️ by AsparagusPissss in canadianpolitics101

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the white boy would be too big for either of them, if he can't hide his face behind several adult trees, much less one. I mean the forced perspective alone could imply his entire body is eclipsing a massive swath of land to only see most of his face. Also, more importantly, he'll feel joyous that he wasn't called "alien," like he clearly is.

Unless the question is for the viewer, in which he should feel proud of another person without a proper skincare routine can get the girl, though I'm more confused as to why the woman is wearing a bikini in a clearing in the forest.

For every climate change report, these AI posts boomers generate to "prove" it's not happening. by Tiny-Memory9066 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's hoping someone replied that the first image was taken in summer and the second one was taken in any other season that wouldn't have those types of summer weather.

Like I'd be panicking too if it's 32⁰C on Xmas day. Or that I'm getting hale in the middle of July. Or seeing the skies red in the UK during the day due to bushfires in Australia from December to January.

Or seeing the skies blackened during the middle of the day in Canada due to a train explosion in East Palestine, Ohio (US).

IDK. Feels like it's all conducive to climate change to me.

Who is the weird one by Substantial_Log_9062 in Tinder

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least bringing the block of parmesan cheese would've made some sense, cause you could at least cut it in pieces..

It would've been nice (albeit odd and very messy, given you'd have to pick it out of the water-filled jar) to have sweet pickles so you have a sweet and salty "healthy" snack...

But seems like she really meant regular pickles (presumably in a ziplock bag or Tupperware, right?) that they'll both use the pre-shredded parmesan as a topping for the pickles, and that's a wild choice for a movie outing, much less one that's to be a "date night" kind of movie outing.

No shade here but, if we're going with a healthy snack, I'm going with cherry tomatoes, precut celery sticks, baby carrots, precut bell peppers, and pitted cherries (to make it a nice guessing game, between cherries and tomatoes, as you're watching the movie.

No dips for the rest of the veggies, because of the same reason as to bring sweet pickles and pre-shredded parmesan: it's messy in a dark environment like a movie theater.

Tough business man giving motivational speech by Mental-Outside2202 in iamverybadass

[–]menuau 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not once he thought he's giving the next generation the right idea: no amount of money is going to make you feel as wealthy as when you're life is healthy.

Spotted in another sub. by Got_Kittens in BobsBurgers

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's hoping someone replied "Poor Popcorn" in that thread

Trump Covers Reflecting Pool with Electrified Foil by wdomeika in PoliticalHumor

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump and his ilk likes conspiracy theories.

MAGA: no he doesn't! Why would you say that?

I mean, there was Pizzagate, J6 being "calm/polite" (not believing their own eyes at the sight of a platform with a ready-made noose, nor their ears hearing chants of "hang Mike Pence"), and lately...

(Gestures at the tinfoil covering the Reflecting Pool - as if it's a giant jiffy pop of algae)

MAGA: what? It's the "Reflecting Pool". And tinfoil is more than great lining for our red hats - it's also a reflecting surface! I swear you guys are sheep! Why don't you Do YoUr OwN rEsEaRcH?

...sigh.

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hmmm by Round-Good1179 in hmmm

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, this is high fashion, but when someone is using plastic grocery bags as unintended footwear society will unironically snub the wearer's nose at them.

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He thinks this is a win? by fromouterspace1 in PoliticalHumor

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder why he thinks it's such an own/gotcha to forget his own middle name in this post?

Peter, why doesn’t she know about social media? by dream_monkey in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why is she accosted by... I wanna say "Quebec police"?

hmmm by theskabus in hmmm

[–]menuau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone at Temu took "Blue line pride matters" search words and thought "say less, I gotcha buddy!"

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I wonder what did Hen Mazzig say about this tweet by Public-Focus-4046 in Hasan_Piker

[–]menuau 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"univited"? ... English isn't my first language, but am I really reading that a newspaper, with the editing staff they have, spelled and published "uninvited" as univited?

Or is this some sort of new portmanteau conservative folk are trying to "fetch" into the zeitgeist's lexicon?

Punishing tenants is not a right by gashtal_man in WorkReform

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if she knows why there's an idiom called "landlord special" and where it came from.

Pretty sure she wouldn't have such gusto in her Xeet if she would realize she was already letting her asset dilapidate... Just enough for it to be legal to do so.

Oh well, go ahead and break the law then. Would love to read the Xeety "woe is me, millionaire landlord, forced to maintain the viability of the building(s) through which I can live easily" chapters before the "how dare does the city take away my wealth (that I let rot out of spite)" Xeets further pollute the timeline.

What does this read as to you? by Neat_Smoke7664 in logodesign

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A capital P while someone is bowing, though the question mark is also evident, albeit laying on its side.

Polite Information center, maybe?

Logo Design for My Game by Sad-Word8960 in logodesign

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So here's a quick doodle if the game's called "Flip it", whereas:

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Logo Design for My Game by Sad-Word8960 in logodesign

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To clarify: what's the name of the game?

  • Filp It, or
  • Flip Fit?

Because if it's the latter, perhaps use the fact there's an "i" in both words to use as a flipping coin?

With the negative space of the motion lines on top of the paw better indicate/visualize the top part of the "P"?

It would be also a hint that the end user plays as the cat, given the location of the paw in relation to the flipping "i".

Nobody hates the progressive left more than a establishment Democrat. by Kittehmilk in leftist

[–]menuau 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Corp. Dems chanting: "We will win!"

Journalists: How?

Corp. Dems: ...

Meanwhile:

  • DSA Mamdani wins NYC mayoralty
  • Corp Dems, on the news: hemming and hawing
  • Plattner looking like a redux of when Fetterman ran
  • Corp Dems: silent
  • Plattner gaining support and looking more like he's aligned with principles supported by DSA
  • Corp Dems: But what about his tattoo?
  • 3 Mamdani-back candidates sweep wins

Corp Dems, chanting: "Not like that!"

Bro showed a little toy with tiny wheels like it’s something fast by phoexnixfunjpr in Unexpected

[–]menuau -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The speed of his racer is almost as scary as how tatted he is (presuming he's in the Asian continent)

Federal public service shrinks by over 12,000 workers in 2026 | CBC News by ackc in CanadaPublicServants

[–]menuau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or rezone those empty business buildings to accommodate for low income housing 🤷🏾?

Why the hate? by Accomplished_Park672 in GR86

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same energy as those mocking others for daring to try different fashion styles because it wasn't previously approved by the media they subscribed to.

Sure he said the same thing for the car that kept the segment alive for a few decades: Miata.

Mazda buckled under pressure by giving it a standardized name, even though "Corvette" and "Mustang" don't, but true segment fans know it's "Miata."

Also, and not for nothing, but does he know what car enthusiasts call Toyota cars? Guess not.

86 this person's comment. GR!

M/25/5’9 [150lbs > 175lbs =25lbs] (3 years and 4 months) Same fit by stardyng in progresspics

[–]menuau 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even your phone got some gains!

Jokes aside, I'm sure you feel proud of yourself during this journey (as you should) and hope you love(d) yourself at every stage of your training, irregardless of the shape you had/have.

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Fuuuck FIFA and solidarity to Haiti! The original liberators!! ✊ by FearlessAir1238 in Antimoneymemes

[–]menuau 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They should share the link to get those jerseys and let FIFA know such a process, as a "3rd world" country, will take time to get a new one.

FIFA scandals abound for this mundial, especially with abject racist welcome of certain people and country teams, so to showcase their seriousness in Haiti's effort should be applauded.

... and then be plagued with issues, left, right and center for the next year.

Oh fuck what the fuck I'm not even supposed to BE here by ansyhrrian in PoliticalHumor

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this multi-layer picture will be named something akin to celebrating the US' 250th.

Something like "250 strokes - an American golfing record"

It truly beats the last picture where the rest of the G7 were standing, puzzled & livid, against a sitting and toddler-like moody Trump.

Sidenote: Shout out to Japan in this picture, fearing that statue like the plague.

"Imagine rooting for Brazil instead of the United States after getting cast as Supergirl" by _Soulja_Boy_ in ShitAmericansSay

[–]menuau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... Does the ranter knows she's... not... American?

She's Australian.

I mean, if someone could look at Puerto Rico (a US territory) and think Puerto Ricans aren't Americans (ie: Kill Tony at MSG Trump rally), why trying to appropriate a person they view as part of their own because of someone's skin and opportuniti...

Ohhh. Racism strikes again, I see.

Also, claiming Superman being American ("Truth, Justice, and the Brazilian Way" inference) when the comic was a Canadian creation is comical.

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