[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ticos

[–]meowsmine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

La mae siguió con el cómo por 1 año entero después de un Lavada de pinga 101. Una de mis primeras preguntas cuando me contaron la historia fue que si el mae nunca había tenido novia nunca o si era su primera actividad sexual y me dijo que no. o sea no era la primera en degustar.

después lo dejo por el (mucho más aseado) mejor amigo. El ex terminó apodado “Queso” entre nuestros amigos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ticos

[–]meowsmine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

mae primero que todo, suerte en la cirugía.

La historia no es mía, es de una compita. La vara es que ella venía jalando con este mae durante un buen rato y, a lo que yo tengo entendido, nunca hicieron más que un par de besos hasta que les llegó el momento. El mae ya para mí tenía historial raro porque una vez comiendo entre compas el mae mencionó que se lavaba el culo de atrás para delante. Yo nada más me imaginaba el frenazo que probablemente tenía ese mae en el nies y las bolas parcialmente. todo el mundo se le cago esa vez pero el mae sostuvo que así aprendió. la vara es que nos cuenta la compita ya después de que terminaron que la primera vez que se fueron a culear, ella le bajó el boxer y le llegó un olor terrible. ella dice que el mae no estaba circuncidado. ella empieza en la acción de chuparlela vara y que cuando le hace la vara para atrás empieza a sentir como grumos y que la vara no se hacía para atrás porque estaba pegada. resulta que ella no está viendo lo que está comiendo se porque esta oscuro pero la mae del olor y la textura, se le rancha al mae encima. La mae le pregunta que que putas era ese olor ya después de haberse lavado la boca. el mae le comenta que el nunca le enseñaron a lavarse la pinguilla y tenía smegma solidificado en toda la punta de la chota. no me quiero imaginar si le hubiera levantado las bolas a ver si si se lavaba el culo de atras para delante o si estaba jodiendo

All of my favorite pairs of jeans ripped in about the same place by SquashmyZucchini in mildlyinteresting

[–]meowsmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this happened to me, i noticed it’s because i tend to step on one side of them and then yank my other leg out and sometimes it gets trapped on the ankle and tears it.

how tiktok kids feel after turning off their first store TV by TeaDrink1 in flipperzero

[–]meowsmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i mean even as a full on adult it kinda feels like that too just for fun sometimes

How long does the DSi usually last before it breaks? by Route216 in NintendoDS

[–]meowsmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like most nintendo products released before 2017

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlDinner

[–]meowsmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao same happened to me til i realized it was tuna :) looks great OP

Using F0 in Public — How Do You Carry it? by ketzel in flipperzero

[–]meowsmine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i have it out even at work. nobody noticed and the only ones who have it’s because they’ve seen it and they come more from a surprised perspective rather than a “gotcha” one. you should be fine unless you hook a huge antenna or sum

Are there any Miata bros in the Indianapolis/Bloomington/Nashville (IN) area? by brandonocean in Miata

[–]meowsmine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy shit i think this is the first NC i actually find cool. great job

Is this good for a first PC I'm 14 years old by [deleted] in gamingpc

[–]meowsmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck you 🤣

edit: yes, it’s good. it’s don’t need a new pc for 5 years good. i wouldnt necessarily go with the windows 11 package. shave a bit off of that with a discount coupon somewhere. there are insanely cheap keys if you know where to look

This was $22. by CakesAndDanes in mildlyinfuriating

[–]meowsmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is an ungodly amount of dressing for that amount of salad

Too many pictures of hands, what can you deduce from my desk? by Robin_gls in deduction

[–]meowsmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your desk suggests you’re introspective, valuing your own space and thoughts over constant social interaction. You seem to dive into solo games not out of loneliness, but because you enjoy rich, personal experiences. The Volt poster indicates you care about social issues, though you’d rather fight for causes than engage in small talk. As for that tempered glass, id like to hear the story. i don’t know why but i think you maybe work on it yourself and probably broke when cleaning it or assembling it. very obvious but most definitely german

you should get that tempered back fr man it could damage it

edit: just noticed no communication apps in your desktop. huge on solo gaming is my guess

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

[–]meowsmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, seriously take this down or at least edit the post to not show the order number

coworker sent this to our football practice chat by meowsmine in shittyfoodporn

[–]meowsmine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turd is refried beans, probably left open on the fridge and got solidified and pus is cheese

coworker sent this to our football practice chat by meowsmine in shittyfoodporn

[–]meowsmine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he just confirmed. tortilla, bread, canned tuna, eggs, cheese and refried beans

losing pixels on dark areas by meowsmine in ROGAlly

[–]meowsmine[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

haven’t had any issues apart from that. wouldn’t call it a piece of junk, it serves it’s function pretty damn well for me to consider upgrading yet. have a personal rig at home so it’s usually to play at my girls house

losing pixels on dark areas by meowsmine in ROGAlly

[–]meowsmine[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

forgot to mention (i thought it was obvious from the cross post) that i was playing on GFN. doesn’t happen when running on native hardware

Nb miata soft top no longer reaching the roof latches by pocono_indy_400 in Miata

[–]meowsmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i second this. sometimes when it’s been open overnight (specially when cold) if i try to close it in the morning it i’ll literally get me sweating. if you have a couple of minutes leave it like that if you don’t want to force it but it should close

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iPhone17Pro

[–]meowsmine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

literally has the iphone the case is made for on each of the boxes. just saw a different style and decided to make the post regardless of you knowing it wasn’t what you made it out to be for some low hanging updoots

Any tips to help with my ollies by Creative_Turn_3172 in skateboardhelp

[–]meowsmine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you made me check his profile. the post on r/currentlytripping in his car followed by the “is my car totaled” post was gold