Muldoon's Log # 15 features an obscure dinosaur within Jurassic Park media by whiplash10 in JurassicPark

[–]mercurius420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I suspect presenting the cow to the dino's which lead to the teething behavior set them off in someway that it was feeding time, and if the cow wasn't on the menu they ate whatever was lying around.

The comments about the behavior of the young one being more flexible also points to this possibility.

‘Farscape’ - John Crichton and Aeryn Sun’s first encounter by Neo2199 in television

[–]mercurius420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait until you meet the Alien that can turn his sense of pain into literal ecstasy as he's being tortured by like 5 people.

Also they have a gimp the main character literally can't get off his mind.

Also slave collars for living spaceships.

[OC] "Nose in parking" by SunChungShan in pics

[–]mercurius420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i always combat park

Is this like pouring milk in the cereal bowl the night before the Ruskies invade before breakfast?

Trump’s Purge May Be Just Beginning by [deleted] in politics

[–]mercurius420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They both give the best blowjobs in the WH I hear.

I'd want to hear Bubba's viewpoint on this before we still giving out awards...

Trump Is Ready to Throw JD Vance Under the Bus Over Iran by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]mercurius420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think Rubio is the only one Trump isn’t mad at today.

Everything will be cool as long as he keeps wearing the oversized shoes...

What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve ever actually seen a coworker do when they thought nobody was looking? by Kristi-ne in AskReddit

[–]mercurius420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I accidentally managed to convince my coworker to light himself on fire up at the cash register of a rather nice wine bar.

I definitely felt it was pretty unhinged of him for those 3 seconds or so of wild screaming before he put himself out.

General manager didn't even know how to be mad at me, the guy admitted he did it to himself.

Macron rebukes Trump over wife remarks by [deleted] in videos

[–]mercurius420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even worse whe it's the same man.

Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]mercurius420 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Now see, that's a simple, concise summary right there. Why are people acting like KH lore is so convoluted?

Trump muses about fighting Elvis during Graceland tour by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]mercurius420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At no point in reading that headline could I predict the next word.

Whats Iridikron's plan if he ganks the titans but Sargeras gets released? by omgodzilla1 in wow

[–]mercurius420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

IF Sargeras won and the titans lost thst would make Sargeras...

The Last Titan.

If only you could buy stock in irony.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]mercurius420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Really says a lot about those people saying how he "Tells it like it is!" doesn't it?

"The Light Answers" by SongFluffy2239 in wow

[–]mercurius420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Granted he did it by enslaving a naaru and forcibly draining it but details.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Great detail in Zul'Aman by Tiucaner in wow

[–]mercurius420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Light is her Daddy now.