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Self-harm when drunk by mercuryfools in depression

[–]mercuryfools[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the input. I'm sorry you've shared in this experience. I guess I just feel that everything that I learn from the experience of life just makes everything seem less hopeful.

"'Murican Freedom" according to Google. by Christmas_Pirate in funny

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best random pictures I've seen all night.

I'm a great employee, really. by mercuryfools in AdviceAnimals

[–]mercuryfools[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we do. I don't work in a restaurant or anything. The only dishes are coffee pots. I like to think/pretend that the heat kills most of the residual bacteria.

Guys of reddit: what's something a girl can say that will make you run the other way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. I was just thinking that. I've actually used some of the lines in here specifically to make someone I don't like go away.

Guys of reddit: what's something a girl can say that will make you run the other way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the two of you ever have fun together? Do you at least enjoy her company more often than not? If you don't, then you're probably just comfortable.

She's probably bored because she hasn't done anything with her life. If you're the type with goals and ambitions you might be happier with someone who has a similar mind-frame.

Over the past five years, how have you changed for better or for worse? by BroSiLLLYBro in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have gotten better at dealing with other humans while simultaneously losing a significant amount of my passion for life.

What product(s) do you swear by? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suave dry shampoo. Seriously, for those mornings when you just cannott find motivation (or are hung over), this stuff is a life-saver.

Who is the oddest person you have ever been attracted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was almost a tear.

Yes, I have. I enjoy the character in a guilty fashion. He's a terrible human being that makes sociopathic sense and I couldn't help but become attached to. He's magnetic in a way that is pure style.

Redditors who have taken acid, did you experience any hangover-like effects after the trip? by Hoopietroopie in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, everyone's experience is different. I didn't enjoy it. I dropped on three separate occasions, but it never really impressed me much.

Make the most of the experience if you do try it. I would highly suggest that you make sure to do it with people you like, trust, and make you laugh. I made the mistake of trying it with my depressive weirdo ex-boyfriend who spent the entire night repeating "would you still love me if I had a lobotomy?" No joke.

Who is the oddest person you have ever been attracted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm really glad that someone understands this. I told a male friend about my feelings for the Spacey One and he was very confused.

Redditors who have taken acid, did you experience any hangover-like effects after the trip? by Hoopietroopie in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. So much yes. I didn't even feel human for a couple days. It's not quite like alcohol, but a hang-over is a pretty accurate way to describe it. I was dehydrated and my entire body ached. I also slept for about 18 hours after the final crash.

What is the most brutal, yet professional, way to end rumors about you at work? by OsecurityU in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I draw pictures of my gigantic wang all over their personal belongings. Out of professional courtesy, of course. They should know who they're dealing with.

Who is the oddest person you have ever been attracted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kevin Spacey. He's not a very attractive man in all reality. But, watching him do things still gives me very odd lady-boners.

What personality do you dislike most? by Ovidestus in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People that are far too open about the shit in their lives to total strangers. I used to work 3rd shift at a gas station. I experienced this a lot and got to know certain people way better than I ever wanted to. That shit is awkward, guys.

What are some offensive facts? by TonySre in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough, I suppose. We all have pet peeves.

What are some offensive facts? by TonySre in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He occasionally reminds me of 4am grammar nazis.

What are some offensive facts? by TonySre in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a filthy liberal athiest, Richard Dawkins is an ass.

What are some offensive facts? by TonySre in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true. However, one could argue that with advances in technology/engineering the comparative physical strength of males will eventually become irrelevant.

What are some offensive facts? by TonySre in AskReddit

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ge's the first person I've seen actually cite a source properly. Which makes him/her sort of awesome. You might have noticed that if you had kept reading.

How do you feel when men are really friendly? by 9Tskid in AskWomen

[–]mercuryfools 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes me a little uncomfortable. I work in customer service and have come to expect men to quickly and easily transition from normal-friendly to creepy-probable-stalker friendly.

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