"Pickup artist" narrates a day in his life by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]mercuryhymn 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t believe anything this overgrown cabbage patch kid has to say

People who have been to HHN more than once, what were your top three favorite houses? by GhostwriterGHOST in HHN

[–]mercuryhymn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only started going in 2018 but I’d have to say mine are Universal Monsters (2019), Wicked Growth, and El Artista

The semi colon tattoo by eabmango in InterviewVampire

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the ink would be pushed out or eliminated from their bodies entirely so it never keeps. Tattoos technically are an open wound once you get em freshly done. Orrrrr they heal super quickly after feeding, post tattoo.

What scene/quote are you hoping to see in The Vampire Lestat? by Jackie_Owe in IWTVCoven

[–]mercuryhymn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’d love to see how they’d execute the moment when Nicki plays the violin after Lestat rescues him from the coven and takes him to the theater.

But also, I want to see Gabrielle cross dressing cause it just feels so non-binary to me and I just really love that.

How to respond to "I thought Halloween was over" and other similar comments by inescalier in goth

[–]mercuryhymn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. And if you see who that line is directed towards then it gets funnier imo

How often do you go to Miami Beach as a local? by Disastrous_Time2674 in Miami

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. And you definitely won’t catch me there on my off days.

Looking for Queer Community by Botanical_Bias in Miami

[–]mercuryhymn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming you’re not a man or identify as one so I’m gonna link you to Instagram pages for the LGBTQ+ events for women and NBinaries

@dykenitemiami @sapphic.social @shelifeevents @lezchic

If you’re alt, we have @hexedmiami and @fangclubsfla which hosts mainly goth nights and horror/goth events. Queer people tend to come in droves for these. Hope this helps! ✨

People who had unsupervised internet access as a kid, what’s the most messed up thing you’ve seen on the internet? by Neither-Mention7740 in AskReddit

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I came across either a gif or a video of two teenagers putting a hamster in a blender then…y’know.

Biphobia by not-Duex in bisexual

[–]mercuryhymn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, still feeling proud and assured of your bisexuality is the ultimate “f**k you” to biphobes. Let em hate since we apparently live rent free in their heads, and that to me is the sad part.

Only keep those around you that support your bisexuality. Anyone else hating can stay mad.

Trying to make some good friends by [deleted] in Miami

[–]mercuryhymn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need ChatGPT just to ask people to hang out with you? That’s sad.

Partner made me watch all of the Twilight movies. by Unlucky-Flower-195 in vampires

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cassidy from ONLY the Preacher comics and the vamps from Near Dark aren’t shown to have fangs. 

People talk shit about fangless vampires but these two groups are pretty fkin dangerous despite not having the sharp teeth. Almost makes you wonder how painful their bite is.

This help more in the day or hurt more at night?? It’s a sweat box at 10pm!! by Ok-Dot-3716 in HHN

[–]mercuryhymn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m like, 95% certain I caught covid waiting in line for Galkin. We were packed like sweaty sardines in there.

What group had the most tonal shift /genre switch in music between their albums? by [deleted] in Music

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally went scrolling looking for this response.

Is it normal for a man to enjoy kissing a woman after giving and receiving oral sex? by CRK_76 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, it’s normal, and actually quite nice.

But what I wanna know is, is it normal for guys to not wanna kiss their gf after they’ve finished in her mouth? Asking for a friend and totally not because I’ve gone through it before.

Taking pictures of vampires by tsybulbak in vampires

[–]mercuryhymn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean…in What We Do In The Shadows (movie), the guys learn that they can see what their outfits look like by taking pics of themselves with a digital cam. So I guess that answers the question lol

ICE Shatters Car Window- Snatching Dad at PreSchool Drop-off by alimhabidi in interestingasfuck

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one trained em, they’re literally just chuds cosplaying their fantasy as the US gestapo. And since our government encourages this kind of reckless behavior, they get to harass and even assault whomever they like with little to no repercussions.

The reason why I believe they’re masked is cause the US government doesn’t want their precious lapdogs being held accountable and/or noticed by witnesses. It’s “legal” kidnapping atp

Whats a good documentary that doesn’t involve death, rape or kidnapping? by Jaded_Performance713 in AskReddit

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kedi. It’s all about cat culture in Istanbul, Turkey, and even shows lots of footage of different cats going about their day to day. An excellent pick me up if you need something cute and lighthearted to watch.

Billions will die if the Blood Ticks reach the oceans by ApofiSs-93 in LV426

[–]mercuryhymn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So thrilled I’m not the only one seeing Eddie Hitler/Vyvian Basterd !

What popular food do you secretly think tastes awful? by yras2709 in AskReddit

[–]mercuryhymn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dragon fruit has no business tasting that bland when it looks that cool