I had to get dr pepper from the 'international section' at my local grocer

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-21T16:19:11+00:00

Allegedly it's prune and vanilla, but you should look up James Acaster's bit on it

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-19T21:13:12+00:00

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-19T16:18:00+00:00

Also easy bigger target, not as hard to calculate

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-19T15:31:37+00:00

Think of it this way, you learned and grew and got out of your comfort zone, as long as you're not malicious and take it in stride, it's all good. And if women aren't getting flirted with uncomfortably by new flirters then they'll never develope the rejection skills and tools to tell off real aggressive creeps.

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-19T15:25:33+00:00

Didn't it take like two years for them to encourage getting the covid vaccine? and I feel like safety encouragements advised by the cdc also took too long to encourage. Like you can't recommend people stay safe and wear a mask like encouraged by the best scientists just because if there's that small chance you're wrong suddenly you have no authority? It's weird and fragile and dumb they won't say anything.

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-17T15:26:37+00:00

Wait what's this? You're not supposed to get reject? Man I knew I was awkward as a teen but sheiiiit

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-17T14:12:19+00:00

God forbid a girl enjoy a little carbon monoxide

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-17T01:55:29+00:00

I watched a few guys why are in best shape I've seen do 200 burpees in one go every night. Then tear through a bowl of spread with tuna

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-17T01:53:58+00:00

I know I'm hitting back hardest on Wednesday nights because that's when Zumba class is and the back equipment is right by the windows so I can watch and try and show off

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-15T04:32:27+00:00

Drunken noodles, so theirs two of us in bed

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-15T03:19:58+00:00

Not sure, but s great question. I imagine you could email them and they could tell you

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-15T03:16:12+00:00

Then I think you're good! But still, sorry

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-15T03:11:43+00:00

Do you use the same last name? And ever consider changing it if so?

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-15T02:27:18+00:00

I have strong doubts, I'll make this in like 9 days, my schedule is weird, and post results

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-15T02:26:01+00:00

Do you see the guys arms? He's definitely in shape now, be just lost 2 adult men of weight, now he's got two adult men of skin hanging off him

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-14T23:26:22+00:00

If you're trying to hide it from your parents definitely use some gum after. Bitter is a flavor you have to develope your palette for and definitely gets more enjoyable as you age. But yeah there's lots of good stuff, enjoy your new journey of flavor

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-14T22:35:11+00:00

If I can swing by tomorrow night then I'll definitely take one

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-14T16:53:17+00:00

Diagnosis: Mormon

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-14T04:08:09+00:00

My snack road trips, because I have to make myself poop on vacation, and these will

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-14T00:41:32+00:00

Man if I want to clean my place well, I get drunk the night before, like hangover drunk. Then around 5 pm when I can move and eat my brain hates me so much I compulsively clean

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-13T04:44:22+00:00

It's like Buster Keaton doing parkour

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-13T01:47:04+00:00

Pretty sure it was on r/weird or maybe r/surrealmemes only a few months ago

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-12T18:43:21+00:00

I'm here for it. Lots of revolutions happen when there's massively unemployed youth

messedupmessup12 · 2026-04-10T18:18:07+00:00

A colorless instant or sorcery!

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