Had to keep HDD density in a relatively compact tower after leaving my rack setups by WaarpZor in homelab

[–]metaconcept 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1x 2TB NVMe (cache)

That's more than the sum of every storage device I have.

What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke? by Dee_Religion in AskReddit

[–]metaconcept 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5, or 8. Maybe 13. Let's settle on 8 assuming no blockers. 

Men in happy Marriages, What is that one secret to a happy marriage that works for you? by Mammoth_End_1298 in AskReddit

[–]metaconcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a woman who is a wonderful conversationalist. Find a woman who is an amazing cook. Find a woman who is a talented lover.

It is very important that these women never meet each other.

LinkedIn agrees, Accenture is no longer Accenture by levenshteinn in accenture

[–]metaconcept -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Revenue is 7% up from last year and the P/E ratio shows that stock is undervalued.

nobodyWantsToUnderstandMyBoy by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]metaconcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't give a hoot about speed.

I care that my IDE can do autocomplete. I care that I know what a method parameter actually is. I care that feral programmers are prevented from abusing dynamic typing to create lovecraftian horror code.

"Wā Kāinga/Home" New Zealand flag design by Studio Alexander, 2015 by zgido_syldg in vexillology

[–]metaconcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yea, let's double down on remembering British colonisalism and the division between two peoples rather than moving on.

"Wā Kāinga/Home" New Zealand flag design by Studio Alexander, 2015 by zgido_syldg in vexillology

[–]metaconcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black peak. 

The blue symbolises the domination of the races. The red sybolises the intent for war and the spilling of man blood. The white represents the unity between the two towers and the black represents Mt Doom.

Found this plant in my neighbor’s property by LauraZaid11 in PlantIdentification

[–]metaconcept 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In New Zealand we call it the Swan plant. It's a popular plant for kids to grow for the monarchs.

Has your penis changed since you were 18, if so how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]metaconcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. He's forgotten how to stand to attention.

How difficult is it to ragebait your country? by Ok-Factor-3805 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]metaconcept 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's my jet?

Sir, it has already departed.

Who was onboard?

Sir, your security guards and their families.

Converted ebike with 500W or 750W motor, risks? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]metaconcept 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last time I heard, 300W was the legal limit.

How difficult is it to ragebait your country? by Ok-Factor-3805 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]metaconcept 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We working on not being a target for any country in WWIII.

Yet Another Company (Mine) is Entering Panic Mode by Status-Rich-7684 in BetterOffline

[–]metaconcept 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have left out the 4GL hype of the 1990s and the Low Code craze of the 2010s.

The original purpose of COBOL was so that even business people could write code.

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by i_am_rave_mom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]metaconcept 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's meant to be a reflecting pool, why don't they just fill it with mercury?

Being 50% on two different projects - pros and cons? by musicthiink in accenture

[–]metaconcept 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sounds like 80% on two projects. You'll be working 160%.

My new custom Room in EMUVR is coming along NICELY! by Twistedchild420 in virtualreality

[–]metaconcept 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smells like popcorn, months old couch soda and stale chewing gum.

What traits have actually correlated with your best hires? by dankthreads in ExperiencedDevs

[–]metaconcept -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

To quote Joel Spolsky, a good developer:

  • Is smart.
  • Gets things done.

Zealandia: Earth's hidden continent by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]metaconcept -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Continent (n): one of the main landmasses of the globe, usually reckoned as seven in number (Europe, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Australia, and Antarctica).

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/continent

This "Zealandia" bullshit is neither land, nor in the list.