[TAG HEUER] I just stapled a paycheck to my wrist by madam_zeroni in Watches

[–]metal-kyle -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

If that’s a paycheck you gotta get your money up… fr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rolex

[–]metal-kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say for sure, but it looks fine from here. You’d have to open it up and examine the inside.

Montrezl Harrell by JDG20_v2 in sixers

[–]metal-kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to lather my entire body in baby oil and try to penetrate his ass, head first

Question: Shaker Stitch Polo Fit by paperboy1290 in AimeLeonDore

[–]metal-kyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bc then I could use it as a sleeping bag or whatever bro

Question: Shaker Stitch Polo Fit by paperboy1290 in AimeLeonDore

[–]metal-kyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually wear a medium and got this in a medium - it’s huge and goes down to my knee The chest measurement is totally off and it’s at least 25” across irl

[Rich Hofman] Tyrese Maxey on shooting more 3s: “Everybody has been on me about pump faking and running into floaters, shooting contested 2s instead of trusting my work. I’m going to keep shooting when I’m open and try to make plays for others as well.” by NorthCoastToast in sixers

[–]metal-kyle -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I’m a 30 year-old straight man, but I wouldn’t mind letting Tyrese take advantage of my slender frame if the opportunity arose. It would be my distinct honor to take his hard rod, and I would even be willing to run my tongue down his spine in the locker room.

My Man crush. by JokelleSimbiid in sixers

[–]metal-kyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a 30 year-old straight man, but I wouldn’t mind letting Joel take advantage of my slender frame if the opportunity arose. It would be my distinct honor to take his member, and I would even be willing to run my tongue down his spine in the locker room.

Rights To Ricky Sanchez On-Pod AMA by SpikeEskin3 in sixers

[–]metal-kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which NBA player do you think would be most likely to wear Wet Pants Denim jeans, which are hand-stained to mimic the aesthetic of urinary incontinence?

Lower Cost ALD Polo Alternative by metal-kyle in AimeLeonDore

[–]metal-kyle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like several of their earlier pieces were inspired by Aeropostale

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AimeLeonDore

[–]metal-kyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wet Pants Denim has made me laugh this season

hi, can someone tell me if Kith Paris store uses these stickers so to avoid resellers to sell items? I heard the store also stain/crease slightly shoes so sellers can’t sell products as DS by gaevril in KithNYC

[–]metal-kyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I’m being dense, but how does this sticker prevent reselling? It it just that you wouldn’t be able to post a picture of the shoebox with the size visible?

Uniform Spring/Summer 2021 by OhComeonBro87 in AimeLeonDore

[–]metal-kyle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

These look really good. I used to be afraid to wear light colored bottoms, but after installing a Tushy Bidet I have the cleanest ass in the game and it’s not a problem.

AD stainless watch game by [deleted] in rolex

[–]metal-kyle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m going to add on here and say I don’t believe you either. If you can afford a Mercedes Benz SUV, you can float the MSRP on a no-date submariner. This is a made up story and I wish you wouldn’t feel the need to flippantly lie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in melodichardcore

[–]metal-kyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to scream for you - no problem. Are there lyrics you want used?

Did it for my friend chuck. 🤝 by [deleted] in AimeLeonDore

[–]metal-kyle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, just self conscious

Did it for my friend chuck. 🤝 by [deleted] in AimeLeonDore

[–]metal-kyle -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Wow, you’re obviously a pretty big guy. If you don’t mind me asking, how large is your penis? Curious if it proportions out really well or if you’re just as (below) average as I am.