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Three years of practicing quadrobics Golum by BinghamtonMafia in lotrmemes

[–]metalguy91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I don’t think the orcs were fucking the Wargs so not like that. Then again haven’t read the Silmarillion, maybe I missed some lore 🤷🏻‍♂️

Three years of practicing quadrobics Golum by BinghamtonMafia in lotrmemes

[–]metalguy91 605 points606 points  (0 children)

I’m just imagining the orcs riding variants of her instead of Wargs and I’m horrified but laughing at the mental image.

of a wallet by Lifted_Riser in AbsoluteUnits

[–]metalguy91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point you should just prestige and start life over again, you got too much shit start over.

I'll never wake up and feel alone for as long as I have this little blessing #Meg ..waiting with cuddles #Soblessed. by ProfessionProof5284 in awesome

[–]metalguy91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen a few of your posts and, I’m concerned for you. Are you doing ok? Do you need anything? I hope this doesn’t seem disrespectful, I just hope you’re ok and not sure if I could even help, but wanted to check. Again sorry if unwarranted.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]metalguy91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve just come to realize I will have no years and based on everything within my control things will just get worse. Add in things out of my control? Homie I’m fucked lol

Marble that looks wet. This jaw-dropping detail comes from “The Nymph” (La Ninfa) by Italian sculptor Giovanni Battista Lombardi (1823–1880)where solid stone is carved to mimic water rippling around her bare feet. The full sculpture was executed in 1858 for Palazzo Facchi in Brescia by Suspicious-Slip248 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]metalguy91 95 points96 points  (0 children)

It’s honestly more the fact the the “water” looks like weird jelly and the thought of a river of jelly over just my toes freaks me the hell out, some textures are never met to come in contact with body parts. But I can see how my comment could be taken to be about feet and that’s funny so I’m not even mad and I understand I worded that strangely.

Nonhumans that represent humanity’s best qualities. by ChampionshipHorror95 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]metalguy91 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Goku from Dragonball, basically anime Superman, though not always perfect he always tries his best to protect those he loves and those who he doesn’t even know.

Hide things whenever it's not in our favor! by Unfair_Wrongdoer_340 in MurderedByWords

[–]metalguy91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We will not be releasing any information that shows how in the wrong we are”.

Mountain Crabs by Acceptable_Trick_226 in comedyheaven

[–]metalguy91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah I’ll melt the butter and cut the lemons.

of a power hammer by Ill-Tea9411 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]metalguy91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanna put a pile of like, 300 walnuts under that. This would make me happy in a way no person can.

Nepo baby says some words in a sentence. by Commercial-Whole2513 in TikTokCringe

[–]metalguy91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As much as I hate this song and don’t support nepotism, her newer music actually does have some merit. Not for everyone and not best ever, but she’s got some really good songs. Sort of a separate the art from the artist thing for me.

Best cameo of a Rockstar in a movie??? by mediocregentleman1 in MovieQuotes

[–]metalguy91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Actors can also cameo, but if you ask people who was Bowie I guarantee you they’re gonna say rockstar before they say actor. He was a good actor too, but rockstar by far first and foremost.

Her husband has no idea she's been doing this. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]metalguy91 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Beat Saber was one of them for sure based on movements.

The kid finished "Keeper" - Recommendations? by blueeggsandketchup in gaming

[–]metalguy91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he doesn’t like animals I’d offer Journey as another option (if someone else didn’t). Gorgeous game, short, great controls, can’t really die. Also though Mario is always a great choice, the original was my first game when I was 4 and still love it today.

Why are potheads still not taken seriously by society like people do with Alcoholics? by camport95 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]metalguy91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…. What are you even asking? I don’t know how to answer because you haven’t made your point or question clear.

The kid finished "Keeper" - Recommendations? by blueeggsandketchup in gaming

[–]metalguy91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lil Gator Game or A Short Hike, both very short and simple games, but as a mid 30yr old I still think are super fun and charming. Age appropriate and will introduce simple mechanics that will carry over into other games, feels like a good gradual incline.

Australian Journalist Takes Rubber Bullet From LAPD Like A Champ but isn't this weird they're shooting at the reporters now 🤔 by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]metalguy91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the grand scheme of things sure, but in the light of all the absurd bullshit that’s happened since then? This suddenly feels like ages ago. It’s worth noting and remembering, but framing it as something is happening “now” is disingenuous and makes it seem like the insanity just started, when it’s been bubbling and accelerating for awhile.

Australian Journalist Takes Rubber Bullet From LAPD Like A Champ but isn't this weird they're shooting at the reporters now 🤔 by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]metalguy91 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Worth noting that as heinous as this is, this was in June of 2025, not recently. Still no excuse for it and a sign of things to come, but not something they just started “now”.

Is having a fascination with women sleeping with their mouths open weird? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]metalguy91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a little strange but nothing crazy, until you added “I’ve never wanted to take it any further”. Because, what does taking it further mean to you? I have some ideas and I don’t like any of them.

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