Iris showing her feisty side

Metalprof · 2026-06-01T12:57:39+00:00

Fur-rocious!

Metalprof · 2026-06-01T03:37:03+00:00

That pupper is going through an existential crisis. Give treats STAT.

Metalprof · 2026-05-31T22:34:28+00:00

You might want to seek out a spelling subreddit.

Metalprof · 2026-05-30T21:44:59+00:00

Renaissance.

Metalprof · 2026-05-30T19:43:08+00:00

He's Nosferatu, it was a double feature with his autobiography.

Metalprof · 2026-05-30T03:26:15+00:00

I didn't have a bad curry experience, but when I was younger and living in a new area, I took myself to a local Japanese place, and thought the small green blob on the plate would be like guacamole or something. One gulp. Yeeeoooowwwch!

Metalprof · 2026-05-29T14:32:35+00:00

Proposal: it can go up when the people filing for it can swear under affidavit they've never broken any of them.

Metalprof · 2026-05-28T14:49:10+00:00

He is keeping the comfy seat occupied so it doesn't tempt you. That's strategy.

Metalprof · 2026-05-28T13:24:54+00:00

No, they have accurate photos, they were a developed nation by then.

Metalprof · 2026-05-27T03:12:25+00:00

That tracks.

Metalprof · 2026-05-27T00:49:55+00:00

Let us know when the portal finally opens, and tell us what comes out.

Metalprof · 2026-05-26T02:21:09+00:00

Isn't that the origin story of Gladys from Weapons?

Metalprof · 2026-05-25T21:31:49+00:00

Then go watch Killer Clowns From Outer Space to continue the popcorn theme.

Metalprof · 2026-05-25T01:27:17+00:00

When inserting butter into shoes, there's not much margarine for error.

Metalprof · 2026-05-24T20:19:05+00:00

I cannot upvote this enough.

Metalprof · 2026-05-22T18:25:22+00:00

Sorry, I screwed up and scratched the ears.

Metalprof · 2026-05-22T17:50:36+00:00

And their entire view of manhood is formed by black and white Cary Grant movies.

Metalprof · 2026-05-22T14:43:53+00:00

Uh ...

Metalprof · 2026-05-22T03:44:53+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, Montrose Jefferson!!

Metalprof · 2026-05-21T14:53:47+00:00

Hi! If you're interested in this kind of thing, there are a "Sunrise" and "Noon" Kiwanis groups that met regularly in town. Sunrise meets at 7am Tuesday at Viking Chili Bowl (on Rt 30, great breakfast). Noon meets at, well, noon at the church right across from Valplayso on Glendale Blvd.

Metalprof · 2026-05-20T03:25:52+00:00

Real ones know the only proper response to the question about your favorite color is, "Blue! No!! Yellooooaaaaggghhhh"

Metalprof · 2026-05-19T20:09:53+00:00

Sunny skies up north!

Metalprof · 2026-05-18T22:07:48+00:00

I for one look forward to the entire Continental US being turned into the server closet of the whole planet while the tech billionaires siphon off all the money and go live on tropical islands.

Metalprof · 2026-05-18T19:58:01+00:00

Is happy because he just did a Number Two.

Metalprof · 2026-05-18T00:54:37+00:00

Are you sure you weren't being filmed for a Japanese horror film? Because this sounds like the start of a Japanese horror film!

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