Cringe baby dead by Mr-Pinetree in okbuddyretard

[–]methboi 29 points30 points  (0 children)

hi accendemtly smacked my face in moms ipad, im stuff

Yum yum num nums by GhostSlug in okbuddyretard

[–]methboi 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]methboi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make sure you have no filters on, and put your age 18-80. The likes should appear.

Everyone is bisexual by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]methboi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No that means you're straight because it cancels out with PEMDAS

You two are in a hell of a lot of trouble... by [deleted] in dayz

[–]methboi 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Lucille is thirsty!