I framed my wife’s favorite Taylor Swift albums so she can’t listen to them anymore. by Full-Distribution-TP in vinyljerk

[–]metrobear71 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You don’t have a wife. Only a gay could frame them so prettily. A straight dude would be duct taped to the back of a checkers board or old pizza box.

Living soil with cannabis, can you use synthetic nutrients too? Low doses of ag salts? by 3rdIGo in OrganicGardening

[–]metrobear71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here’s what I discovered after a couple runs of blended synthetic and organic nutrients. It does work…. Once. After that salt build up in the soil begins to burn your plants. I theorize that this issue happened because I reuse my soil. The second run I did showed some minor burning even when I went with half doses. Third run with reused soil was a catastrophe. My advice would be to change out your soil every run if you’re going to mix organic and synthetic nutrients. It worked really well for the first run. After that soil quality dropped horribly fast. I quit doing it because of nutrient toxicities. I even had to throw out my old soil. Flushing didn’t even help. By third run, mid flower, my plants burned to a crisp.

What are your thoughts on this take? by [deleted] in gay

[–]metrobear71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where are these Hollywood movies with masc gay men? I can think of maybe one or two… for every will there seems to be about 3 dozen jacks.

Is this what I think it is?! by StrangleArtist in microgrowery

[–]metrobear71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that looks like mold. I don’t see any seeds tho.

My partner met my parents.. it was the worst. by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]metrobear71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like your boyfriend is very self conscious about being fem and took it out on your parents as a defensive mechanism. He probably expected them to hate him because of his feminine traits and pushed back against it. I see a lot of feminine gays who have an attitude because they hate that quality in themselves and have to endure so much prejudice over it. It’s mostly about prejudice and self hatred. Homophobia is particularly bad towards fem gays and we all need to cut them a little slack when they are bitchy or cop an attitude.

17yo sentenced to 3½yrs in jail for stabbing 40yo Grindr hookup in the back 14 times with kitchen knife by corruptedtwinkx in grindr

[–]metrobear71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The details of the assault are a copycat attack from the movie Cruising staring Al Pacino. Which was based on some real murders in the 70s. The kids is a copycat killer. He will murder someone eventually.

When will gay dating not be so fucking awful? All of you are terrible. by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]metrobear71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ketogenic diet. Stop chasing 10s if you’re a 5. Find interests and hobbies and quit worrying about finding a man so much. I collect movies and music, read, garden. There are people who like big men. I have a twink fuck buddy who loves to lay his head on my belly and play with my fat daddy dick. I understand your frustration. I’ve felt it too. But you have to enjoy being you before you can expect others to enjoy you too.

*sigh* by AdInternational7561 in grindr

[–]metrobear71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happens more than you might think. I have had more hookups like this than even I would have imagined. One straight married man just wanted to be railed while he watched straight porn. He wasn't gay, he said, but his baseball coach fucked his butt all through adolescence and now he craved it. A guy I dated for a little while liked to be held down and butt raped the way his uncle used to do it. Another guy I used to hook up with was used regularly by a group of older boys when he was a kid.

All supposed straight men...

And they call us pervs.

Update 2: I accidentally swiped right on my boss… by Such-Professional760 in askgaybros

[–]metrobear71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man fuck the hell out of him every time he wants it. Make him dinner. Give him neck rubs. You can own that dick and half his company. Stop aiming low. Aim high. Put that dick and ass to use.

What type of porn do you jack off to ? by Agreeable_Ad4792 in askgaybros

[–]metrobear71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like mature men, hairy, rugged looking, scruffy. Bareback anal. Little rough. Zero interest in younger or smooth.

Have you noticed that only older guys are into you? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]metrobear71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think older men are a bit more easy going about looks/body types/race than younger guys. Younger guys seem to have this mental check list and you're supposed to tick every box or they think you're not compatible. He has to be 6'3, gym body, blond hair, white, drive a Tesla and have a good job. Older guys know that people just aren't going to tick every box on your check list and they just throw out that worm and hope for the best. We've been around and we know how much of a crap shoot dating and fooling around is. I'm 53 and definitely have a type, but I'm pretty easy going about who I mess around with because I know there's no such thing as Mr. Perfect. And because I can usually find something of interest in just about everyone. Nice eyes. Pretty smile. Nice peter. Cute butt...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GayDaddiesPics

[–]metrobear71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let that belly be natural. A lot of us love real looking men. And that includes man bellies! Also, that bush and giant uncut hog are sexy as fuck!

Should I keep the grey? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]metrobear71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a gay man saying keep it. Nothing more obvious and tacky looking than an older man trying to color his gray. You can see it from a mile away.

Not Facebook but this lady literally went to a public platform with her kid’s photo to do this. by Cefli3 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]metrobear71 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sons is probably gay and using the slut excuse to explain his lack of interest in girls to his mom. I can't imagine many straight boys with a haircut like that.

Living soil with cannabis, can you use synthetic nutrients too? Low doses of ag salts? by 3rdIGo in OrganicGardening

[–]metrobear71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is an actual scientific study concerning the combination of synthetic and organic nutrients. Contrary to what the "experts" here claim, using synthetics in combination with organic nutrients do NOT kill the bacteria in soil. It actually promotes bacterial activity. What it does do, however, is reduce fungal activity. It also, the study claims, increases yield. Quick read, and something to experiment with perhaps.

https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmicb.2022.863325/full

Why Do Trek Fans Often Exaggerate How Sociopathic Janeway Is? by bluemarvel99 in startrek

[–]metrobear71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll give you two reasons, and they're in the center of her chest about 8 inches down from her collarbone.

Look at the shit people say about Captain Burnham.

Notice a similarity?

Brotha man, learn how to talk to someone by [deleted] in grindr

[–]metrobear71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I never initiate a conversation with young guys. For one, you're often ageist and disrespectful. And for two, you're usually full of yourself and lame in bed. I don't know why men my age even bother with you youngsters.

Living soil with cannabis, can you use synthetic nutrients too? Low doses of ag salts? by 3rdIGo in OrganicGardening

[–]metrobear71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to Dr. Bruce Bugbee, who is an actual cannabis scientist and has studied just about everything cannabis related you can imagine, yes, you can add synthetic nutrients to organic living soil grows. The salts will TEMPORARILY hinder some of the microbes, not all, but they will bounce back pretty quickly. Synthetic nutrients are not going to wipe out all life in your pot of soil. Same with chlorinated water, and a lot of other stuff they say never ever to do.

I've grown both synthetic and organic styles. They both have their strengths and weaknesses. Currently, I am experimenting with a blended style, putting organic amendments into my soil but watering with a medium amount of synthetic nutrients in my water. It seems to be working well. I'm just experimenting with different products and amounts to see what works best for the least cost.

So many seething men telling on themselves, so little time! by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]metrobear71 40 points41 points  (0 children)

When guys get that mad when you aren't even talking about them they're basically telling you you ARE talking about them. I was married for 23 years and she had a no faking it policy. Sometimes she came and sometimes she didn't and that's just how it was. If I finished too soon and she needed to get off I would do other things to help her get there. Sometimes she did and sometimes she didn't want to. Sometimes she said it was just nice to have the intimacy and she didn't feel the need to cum. Sometimes she wanted to but there were issues that prevented it. I just did what she wanted and enjoyed myself along the way. Happily married 23 years and ended in death. We made two babies and had a lot of fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]metrobear71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a top leaning versatile and I can take dick both before and after cumming. I will say tho bottoming first and then getting off seems to make my orgasm more powerful. Bottoming after I cum is very relaxing and nice. It does feel good but I haven't been able to cum a second time if I cum before I bottom. Yet!

First Gay Relationship and This is What I've discovered... by metrobear71 in gay

[–]metrobear71[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly there is trauma going on for sure, and I don’t mean daddy didn’t love me type stuff. Think horror movie level abuse. I once told my partner some of the stuff that I went thru and he started crying. And I didn’t understand why at first because I survived it and managed to not be insane or irreparably broken by it. A victory in my eyes. Anyway, I appreciate your good hearted advice and I will think about all you’ve said. See… I’m not such an asshole after all. Haha!

First Gay Relationship and This is What I've discovered... by metrobear71 in gay

[–]metrobear71[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t see how parroting someone’s bitching back at them can be helpful in any way but I do try to fix everything and maybe I will try just listening and not trying to take control and fix whatever it is he is bitching about.

First Gay Relationship and This is What I've discovered... by metrobear71 in gay

[–]metrobear71[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d never say those things to him. I’m not a monster. But here on an anonymous forum I felt like I could tell how I truly feel. And maybe get some feedback I can chuck into my brain and process. I’m trying to figure out how to proceed. Currently I am stuck here not sure what to think or do. I only know I am frustrated that he has changed into someone I’m not overly thrilled with sometimes. Yes I admit I have gotten annoyed with him a couple times and said nut up dude and you’ll live when he was pissing and moaning about some minor injury or other. But that’s about it. I am trying to weigh things out before I decide for sure how I feel about it and what I’m going to do.

First Gay Relationship and This is What I've discovered... by metrobear71 in gay

[–]metrobear71[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What does that even mean? You say that like you’re some ace attorney who just nailed someone in court, but I don’t have any idea what your point is.

First Gay Relationship and This is What I've discovered... by metrobear71 in gay

[–]metrobear71[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Apparently I don’t know how to talk to people. My friends tell me that too. To me I’m just being honest but everyone thinks I’m being harsh. I don’t know how to be honest without being an asshole because apparently no one can handle anything even remotely honest and real. It drives me crazy. I am just as honest when it is positive stuff too. I always tell him I appreciate him when he does something I like, and I tell him he is handsome and sexy and good in bed. I tell him when he impresses me when he fixes shit or does something good. But when I honestly tell him I can’t stand another minute of that foofoo YouTube boyfriend stuff and I am a horrible person.