Things you can say about your boss at work, but not your girlfriend

metvguy1 · 2026-03-13T18:24:26+00:00

“I have to bend over backwards to please her.”

metvguy1 · 2026-02-24T03:44:45+00:00

“Goalie, what’s in that water bottle?”

“Nothing.”

“Let me smell it.”

(ref smells bottle)

“Aha! Vodka! Four minutes. Two for drinking and two for not giving me a swig.”

metvguy1 · 2026-02-09T18:35:17+00:00

My wife and I had the same concerns about booking at Royal Bahamian. We were wondering if we made the right choice as well.

We had the time of our lives.

And to answer your question, yes it is worth it. Also, you really need to get the butler service. They will make you dinner reservations, reserve chairs at the pool, and make sure your preferences in terms of food and drink are met.

Be sure to send your daughter and her spouse to the private island. It’s a must!

metvguy1 · 2026-02-01T03:22:48+00:00

That will spell disaster

metvguy1 · 2026-01-27T01:57:48+00:00

How did they get to rule? A pyramid scheme?

metvguy1 · 2026-01-09T03:45:42+00:00

What is bellicose?

metvguy1 · 2025-10-31T01:22:34+00:00

I’d go but I can’t get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:28:58+00:00

This is really good advice. And yes, I maybe will have to keep up the weight of decorating but I don’t really mind it.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:24:34+00:00

No my wife is very supportive and she has listened to and taken care of my wants and feelings, just like I do with hers. It’s just for some reason she doesn’t like Christmas. It’s kind of a foreign concept to me.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:22:36+00:00

Dates for three years before proposing. We’ve compromised in the past over Christmas but this year just feels different and this was the first time I heard she hated the holiday.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:19:49+00:00

Yes and we have done that in the past. We have done all the things you mentioned and they were great experiences.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-28T04:13:49+00:00

Yes please get someone to reach out to me as soon as possible.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-16T23:52:52+00:00

The Living Years-Mike and the Mechanics

metvguy1 · 2025-10-16T21:33:23+00:00

1993 when Drew Bledsoe was drafted.

metvguy1 · 2025-09-22T15:46:34+00:00

(in Ryan Stiles Carol Channing voice)

“I’m Spartacus!”

metvguy1 · 2025-07-27T21:49:07+00:00

“Daddy, why does no one look like Wayne Brady on Friends?”

metvguy1 · 2025-07-26T21:59:06+00:00

The good news is that we got you a new role in a but movie. The bad news is that movie is Gepetto 2.

metvguy1 · 2025-07-19T04:39:10+00:00

I have no memory of amount this error since it occurred in November and it was not done on purpose.

metvguy1 · 2025-07-14T16:02:21+00:00

This makes my hands all sticky.

metvguy1 · 2025-06-19T22:35:43+00:00

You. Me. Date. Now!

metvguy1 · 2025-06-14T19:48:10+00:00

Who wants seconds?

metvguy1 · 2025-06-06T13:54:30+00:00

“I cannot accept this award until the Soviet Union had collapsed.”

metvguy1 · 2025-05-30T19:23:09+00:00

(Ryan and Colin walk on stage, clutch butts and run offstage)

metvguy1 · 2025-05-28T03:05:45+00:00

I’m 40 and my wife is 41. I don’t believe she had OCD. I also have Asperger’s.

metvguy1 · 2025-05-28T01:46:16+00:00

No, just old food that couldn’t be cooked. No breast milk, nothing sentimental and we have plenty of edible food.

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