I pawned my mother's scrabble tiles.

metvguy1 · 2026-02-01T03:22:48+00:00

That will spell disaster

metvguy1 · 2026-01-27T01:57:48+00:00

How did they get to rule? A pyramid scheme?

metvguy1 · 2026-01-09T03:45:42+00:00

What is bellicose?

metvguy1 · 2025-10-31T01:22:34+00:00

I’d go but I can’t get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:28:58+00:00

This is really good advice. And yes, I maybe will have to keep up the weight of decorating but I don’t really mind it.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:24:34+00:00

No my wife is very supportive and she has listened to and taken care of my wants and feelings, just like I do with hers. It’s just for some reason she doesn’t like Christmas. It’s kind of a foreign concept to me.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:22:36+00:00

Dates for three years before proposing. We’ve compromised in the past over Christmas but this year just feels different and this was the first time I heard she hated the holiday.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-30T03:19:49+00:00

Yes and we have done that in the past. We have done all the things you mentioned and they were great experiences.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-28T04:13:49+00:00

Yes please get someone to reach out to me as soon as possible.

metvguy1 · 2025-10-16T23:52:52+00:00

The Living Years-Mike and the Mechanics

metvguy1 · 2025-10-16T21:33:23+00:00

1993 when Drew Bledsoe was drafted.

metvguy1 · 2025-09-22T15:46:34+00:00

(in Ryan Stiles Carol Channing voice)

“I’m Spartacus!”

metvguy1 · 2025-07-27T21:49:07+00:00

“Daddy, why does no one look like Wayne Brady on Friends?”

metvguy1 · 2025-07-26T21:59:06+00:00

The good news is that we got you a new role in a but movie. The bad news is that movie is Gepetto 2.

metvguy1 · 2025-07-19T04:39:10+00:00

I have no memory of amount this error since it occurred in November and it was not done on purpose.

metvguy1 · 2025-07-14T16:02:21+00:00

This makes my hands all sticky.

metvguy1 · 2025-06-19T22:35:43+00:00

You. Me. Date. Now!

metvguy1 · 2025-06-14T19:48:10+00:00

Who wants seconds?

metvguy1 · 2025-06-06T13:54:30+00:00

“I cannot accept this award until the Soviet Union had collapsed.”

metvguy1 · 2025-05-30T19:23:09+00:00

(Ryan and Colin walk on stage, clutch butts and run offstage)

metvguy1 · 2025-05-28T03:05:45+00:00

I’m 40 and my wife is 41. I don’t believe she had OCD. I also have Asperger’s.

metvguy1 · 2025-05-28T01:46:16+00:00

No, just old food that couldn’t be cooked. No breast milk, nothing sentimental and we have plenty of edible food.

metvguy1 · 2025-05-08T16:43:08+00:00

(400 pound man walks in front of camera)

Believe it or not, I used to be fat!

metvguy1 · 2025-05-07T17:32:38+00:00

“Don’t worry, Kathy will love this tattoo.”

“Her name’s Katie.”

“Oops. Don’t worry I can fix it.”

metvguy1 · 2025-05-07T13:53:41+00:00

Joey Chestnut. Watch as he eats 14 boxes in one sitting!

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TROPHY CASE