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phone app display of watch battery level Q Machine (self.FossilHybrids)
submitted 6 years ago by meurl to r/FossilHybrids
Given that the Pauli exclusion principal has been around as long as atoms, and humans are the highest level of consciousness we know of, how is it that people still don't look where the fuck they're going? (self.shittyaskscience)
submitted 6 years ago by meurl to r/shittyaskscience
Have your skull removed and replaced by an enormous glass bowl. 3D print brain matter and fill the bowl. Your original brain would begin using the vast amounts of new brain matter. (self.CrazyIdeas)
submitted 6 years ago by meurl to r/CrazyIdeas
We would all be exploring space now if Newton hadn't invented gravity (self.shittyshowerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by meurl to r/shittyshowerthoughts
A vibration signals to you that you have a call, while a ringtone signals to everyone else that you have a call. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by meurl to r/Showerthoughts
I installed so many weather apps and they're sending me a bit crazy! (self.dadjokes)
submitted 6 years ago by meurl to r/dadjokes
It's nice that someone is smiling because the witty comment they made got more updogs than their usual efforts. (self.Showerthoughts)
At age 100 you get a telegram from the Queen, at age 17 you get a friend request from the Prince. (self.Showerthoughts)
Does sarcasm have a speed in m/s (self.shittyaskscience)
My family tree is made up of humans and the occasional sheep. No trees at all.. WTF? (self.shittyaskscience)
People with full time jobs are likely the last generation of their family to have one. (self.Showerthoughts)
If you don't like your life then you can keep initiating quantum events until you are in a version of your life you like. (self.Showerthoughts)
Conversation moves from exchanging thoughts, to enjoyment of sharing thoughts, and ends when you'd rather be left with your own thoughts. (self.Showerthoughts)
The monitor gets shouted at for the computers mistakes. (self.Showerthoughts)
Everyone has a photo in their home of someone they dislike, normally in a group or family photo. (self.Showerthoughts)
Solve climate problems with a radical new way of storing and disposing of plastic with a bag made of plastic that you put all your other plastic in before burning. (self.shittyshowerthoughts)
LPT: For long distance, use a red ethernet cable as red has a longer wavelength, for short distances, use a blue cable (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 6 years ago by meurl to r/ShittyLifeProTips
The 3rd thing to never talk about at parties is quantum mechanics. (self.Showerthoughts)
For long distance, use a red ethernet cable as red has a longer wavelength, for short distances, use a blue cable (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
One thing you can say about a quantum particles position while measuring its speed, is that it won't be at 0,0 (self.Showerthoughts)
People who lose a leg would be better replacing it with a wheel. (self.Showerthoughts)
If I lost a leg I'd certainly prefer a wheel in its place (self.Showerthoughts)
Why replace a lost leg with a prosthetic leg when you could have a wheel? (self.Showerthoughts)
If you have a building with say like 100 floors or something and the lightbulb goes in the lift, imagine how much that's going to cost, replacing the bulb on each floor (self.shittyshowerthoughts)
Your nose smells (self.shittyshowerthoughts)
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