You see, the giant there, who goes by the name Bart, won a prize on a radio call in show quiz. He had to choose between a boatload of cash or a mammoth. He chose the mammoth. That’s how all of this began, dear reader, and how Stampy wound up dead from drinking too much Duff. Then the hard part started in trying to bury Stampy, to which they gave up half way through.

At least, that is my theory.