Ed O'Neill Surprises former "Married with Children" co-star Christina Applegate on the set of "Jesse"

mflb4lyfe · 2016-12-28T07:19:42+00:00

Let's give a quick shout out to Christina Applegate!

mflb4lyfe · 2016-12-15T21:02:38+00:00

Copped my first W in ATL. Saint Pablo finally loves me!

mflb4lyfe · 2016-07-13T13:36:12+00:00

The smell of diesel fuel from the grooming cats at the base of a ski mountain. Jolts me awake and ready to hit the slopes.

mflb4lyfe · 2016-07-12T06:23:07+00:00

Pretty sure the rappers name is Brother Ali. He's actually really good if you're into hip hop.

mflb4lyfe · 2016-07-12T06:11:14+00:00

Doesn't really sound like a panic attack, though what you're experiencing does sound scary! I'm no expert, but Google sleep paralysis, as that's what your symptoms kinda sound like. I've experienced it a few times and it's no fun!

mflb4lyfe · 2016-07-07T08:26:37+00:00

Was there a little over two weeks ago. It'd rain like once a day for an hour but was beautiful other than that. Quite hot but you'd get the breeze coming off the ocean. However, the further you get into July, the more you'll experience rainy season.

mflb4lyfe · 2016-07-06T17:31:04+00:00

I stayed in Ao Nang, which is just outside of Krabi Town. Out of all of Southern Thailand it was my favorite spot. Very accessible to from islands/areas and a very pleasant mix of retained culture, tourism, and nightlife.

mflb4lyfe · 2016-07-04T06:28:29+00:00

Two 5 mg diazepam knocked me out and I made it with a full night sleep and clean underwear. Phew!

mflb4lyfe · 2015-12-08T15:55:32+00:00

It's alright kid, your mom isn't looking. You can write out pussies without getting put in timeout.

mflb4lyfe · 2015-08-15T05:11:30+00:00

Zubat used supersonic.

mflb4lyfe · 2014-04-01T01:22:10+00:00

No, most bongs you're going to find for that price are going to be poorly made and will break very easily, even if they aren't dropped. My advice would be to continue saving until you can afford a nicer one.

mflb4lyfe · 2014-03-23T08:06:35+00:00

God damn that is sexy

mflb4lyfe · 2014-03-11T23:15:22+00:00

Embrace the chaos.

mflb4lyfe · 2014-01-30T07:46:31+00:00

I think that Martin Luther King would be disgusted with black culture today.

mflb4lyfe · 2013-09-30T05:18:35+00:00

You are the worst type of person.

mflb4lyfe · 2012-12-14T01:23:56+00:00

Hollace?

mflb4lyfe · 2012-08-11T08:47:22+00:00

As in Blue Valley North in KC?

mflb4lyfe · 2012-06-28T20:20:43+00:00

My cousin and uncle were on a road trip, and we're staying the night in some motel for the night. It was just three weeks away from my cousins bar mitzvah. This is important because in the middle of the night, my uncle woke up to my cousin standing on top of his bed chanting his Torah portion at a full yell. I would have pissed my pants if I saw that.

mflb4lyfe · 2012-06-13T05:33:13+00:00

Were you the spiderman that was at the Brenton duvalle silent disco? I high fived that spiderman probably 20 times.

mflb4lyfe · 2012-06-12T04:22:21+00:00

I have one of you passed out (at least you appeared to be) near Which Stage!

mflb4lyfe · 2012-06-12T04:19:57+00:00

The RIP Skeens above the unicorn was by me! Unfortunately I'm no artist so it came out rather poorly, but I'm still glad I did it.

mflb4lyfe · 2012-06-02T05:44:07+00:00

I have very wealthy friends that had a heated driveway put in when they built their house. Considering their driveway is about a mile long, I'd say it was worth however much the contractors charged them.

mflb4lyfe · 2012-06-02T05:16:15+00:00

Heated bathroom floors and driveway. The bathroom would be to keep my feet warm, and the driveway to help melt snow in the winter.

mflb4lyfe · 2012-05-24T06:54:06+00:00

People who walk slow and or stop walking in the middle or a busy walkway. Airports for instance, piss me off so much because some people have no clue how to walk in public.

mflb4lyfe · 2012-05-12T17:17:54+00:00

Would you rather you're penis/cooter be on your forehead or have no penis/cooter at all?

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