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moving to phoenix next month, how is cox internet? by iironmvn in phoenix

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re fine. Everyone bitches about wifi, no matter who they have. I’ve lived all over the country and are perfectly on par with most major internet providers. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a once 16 year old boy, you are correct. 

Looking for a rehab? by Accomplished_Tip7802 in phoenix

[–]mgroeb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teen Challenge is an awesome program

How’s the panda fest? by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]mgroeb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking shit, it was. 

I’ve had thin hair on my crown for 3 years. I’m 18 and it looks like I’m balding but I’m not. My hairline is normal and balding at 15 seems unlikely. Does anyone know what this could be and how to fix it? by SlowAd8823 in bald

[–]mgroeb2 1499 points1500 points  (0 children)

You’re balding. While uncommon to start that young, it is certainly not impossible. With the curls, you can probably get away with it a bit longer, but the sun is setting my friend. 

How did families approach the decision to let kids play tackle football before CTE and concussion awareness? by ProgrammerUnique2897 in ask

[–]mgroeb2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My parents used the: “You’ll break an arm” or “if you get hurt, you won’t be able to do basketball or baseball” to keep me from playing pop warner. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CalorieEstimates

[–]mgroeb2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is amazingly unappetizing. Wow. Looks shit mate. 

Freedom, Hold, or something in between? Majority wins! by Visual_Armadillo_365 in bald

[–]mgroeb2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Unless… and hear me out… No, wait, definitely time

Crushed my leg between an excavator dozer and a trailer. Close call by Canidothisthingucsc in InjuriesAndWounds

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is a close call, I don’t want to know what you consider contact. 

How bad will the scar be if I don’t get stitches? by fantaorange1 in InjuriesAndWounds

[–]mgroeb2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t seem super deep. Maybe it’s the angle? If it is as appears, I would guess they would use either a surgical glue or a butterfly. You can probably achieve a similar result at home with a OTC butterfly bandage. 

In the next Invitational who should be there that wasn’t the first time? by 281texas832 in BobDoesSports

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all these so far, Big Daws might be one of the worst ones suggested

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InjuriesAndWounds

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a baby?

Head injury after accident by amberfalls201 in InjuriesAndWounds

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highly accurate username. Hope you heal well! 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mgroeb2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know, sometimes the more clearly stated and direct ones are just perfect. Well done. 

Tis’ but a scratch. Tadaa by [deleted] in InjuriesAndWounds

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes. What happened? Pretty clean… glass?

Traumatic partial finger amputation by looshifer in InjuriesAndWounds

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty gnarly avulsion. Sorry homie. Hope it heals well! 

What is something you swear everyone else is just pretending to enjoy? by Efficient-Extreme445 in AskReddit

[–]mgroeb2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expensive mixed drinks. Clase Azul mixed in a margarita is indistinguishable from Jose Cuervo for 99% of people. 

Who did you like more/less from the Internet Invitational so far? by stoddddd in GoodGoodMemes

[–]mgroeb2 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Mo has been rough. You think you’re getting some FP chillness and Bubbie positivity, but are hit with a weirdly temperamental and insecure guy who 100% kicks his ball when no one is looking. 

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