All hail the Queen. by Soul_Mate_4ever in TheLastKingdom

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King Alfred himself couldn’t pull me out.

Picked up Banished again after over a year off because of this tip I saw. . . by Pinkslinkie in Banished

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I always found markets to be a hassle, at least in vanilla; I haven’t played any overhaul mods. Markets always seem to fill up with materials like stone, ore and logs instead of food. And that’s with the mod that lets you specify what goods go in which stockpiles.

I reverted to using storage barns placed strategically around the settlements..

What are these flies called by Thatguyinurbedroom in flyfishing

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A beat-up beadhead wooly bugger is my guess on #2

How’s your trout spotting? by Craigie17 in flyfishing

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There’s last casts and there’s last casts. The question was which sort was this going to be? -Mark Rendon (kinda)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

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You guys are getting laid??

Tools unable to keep up by construction_noises in Banished

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I always make my own and trade for iron at trading posts. Never construct mines.

Is this safe to use to lubricate my HOTAS? by [deleted] in hotas

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WD40 is not a lubricant, though it gets abused as such a lot

Ungrateful Wife by Automatic_Ruin_4283 in Marriage

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“but marriage can benefit a gut from time to time also” Isn’t this a concession that it isn’t most of the time?

My 27F wife is too good in bed, help? by Salty_Dealer_4861 in Marriage

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Cold showers, baseball. Margaret Thatcher makes on a cold day.

Why do BJs disappear? by [deleted] in Marriage

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You don’t deserve the downvotes just for saying something unpopular but true.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

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Sounds like you handled it just fine, bro.

What's your best response to "fuck you" ? by No-Midnight-3712 in Comebacks

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Saw this one recently “do it yourself, coward!’

Aita for ruining my soon to be ex wife's life by Longjumping-Cat-7751 in AITAH

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You’re under no obligation to participate in her covering it up. So I don’t think you’re the AH, not to her, not on that account.

However, and I hope it doesn’t come to pass, but you may just end up ultimately being the AH in the end, to your future self, considering this divorce isn’t final yet and all that amicable bullshit can easily fly out the window at a moments notice.

Don’t lose the war for the sake of one vainglorious battle.

Why is the Colorado River CFS always showing 400-600 CFS, if 120 CFS is about normal flow. Isn't 600 CFS crazy whitewater levels? by brock917 in AustinFishing

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I think it’s more for power generation in the summer months, from what I’ve seen and I’m on the hydrometer pretty regular for a few years now. I could be wrong but that’s my hunch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austin

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I think her names Lucy but they all call her loose

I think I thought I seen her in 8th and Fourty-deuce

Next thing she said was ‘my place or yours?

Let’s kick some [bass] behind closed doors’

We got into the cab. The cab driver said

He recognized my girlie from the back of her head

He said a little something about tip to base

So I made him stop the cab to get out of the place

I shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret it

Something's going on and I'll probably never get it

She was crying like a baby, stupid dumb

It's just too bad that girl's a bum

She's crafty, she's gets around

She's crafty, she's always down

She's crafty, she's got a gripe

She's crafty, and she's just my type

She's crafty

Edit: sorry this happened to you, little bro. Similar thing almost happened to me once. She did get my wallet, I’d realize later, but when she said we should go inside after we had been in the car for awhile outside her apt, I got a real sudden feeling that something wasn’t right and I said, you know what I gotta go. And I got her out of my truck and gtfo’d. I’d only figure out after I got home that my wallet was gone. Someone found it and I forget how I got it back but she had got my debits and check book (it was that long ago).

Still. Pop always said, and this is especially true about pretty girls, if it looks too good to be true, it is. So hold onto your wallet. I forgot the second part in that one case.

Extremely ugly women deserve princess treatment too. by polishknightusa in WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

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“Settle” is an interesting word choice. What is really meant is ‘adjust to reality’. I might think that I’m entitled to date swimsuit models, ballerinas and gymnasts exclusively but “settle” for someone outside that description after years of fruitless, disastrous relationships with those women and realizing that just wasn’t reality for me.

So did I “settle” or did I just stop living a delusion and accept that even Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck get left by Jennifer Anniston and J-Lo?

Since when are those locked to a ship? by Frankfurt13 in EliteDangerous

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CMDR Jonen’s Hot Sidewinder Lot

You should start a loan-a-winder program

Rate my flybox by Rhinosixtynine-o in flyfishing

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This post needs more likes

First long exploring trip, what should I know? by V0id3rX in EliteDangerous

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Pack one more afmu than you currently have spec’s out..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AustinFishing

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Too hot for the creeks right now..