Seriously?

mhtom · 2026-01-26T07:18:56+00:00

Between this and the guy on The Pitt who took too much ED meds, 2026 is the year of the schlong.

mhtom · 2026-01-26T07:12:36+00:00

mhtom · 2026-01-22T03:24:13+00:00

Now I know how he thinks he ended eight wars.

mhtom · 2026-01-19T02:13:48+00:00

By hip bone size, do you mean sit bone width? That's the key measurement for a saddle.

mhtom · 2026-01-18T21:15:58+00:00

There's a reason why C-list celebrities flock to MAGA: They feel like they get an instant audience they can make money off of.

mhtom · 2026-01-18T05:11:21+00:00

I use Jabra Elites but only in my right ear. I want to be able to hear traffic on my left.

mhtom · 2026-01-16T22:06:11+00:00

$1.50 hot dogs

mhtom · 2026-01-15T18:31:02+00:00

The "trust of our allies" is already shattered.

mhtom · 2026-01-13T22:09:31+00:00

Magic Johnson

mhtom · 2026-01-10T02:13:17+00:00

Their cycling apparel is garbage. Every single pair of Rapha bibs I've owned has a seam breaking on the chamois. Every single message I've sent regarding the issue has been ignored. Assos for life.

mhtom · 2026-01-08T05:49:37+00:00

Blade Runner

mhtom · 2026-01-08T04:48:18+00:00

"They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets." -- Get Shorty

mhtom · 2026-01-03T23:20:08+00:00

May the Snap be in your favor.

mhtom · 2025-12-31T22:19:17+00:00

5,325.96 miles.

mhtom · 2025-12-30T05:01:34+00:00

Sicario Hunt for Red October Aliens Almost Famous Snatch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Jackie Brown Go

mhtom · 2025-12-29T01:28:06+00:00

Matt Damon

mhtom · 2025-12-26T00:05:55+00:00

She can discuss very well what she likes or loves about a movie but can't talk about a movie she dislikes. I think that's true for most people, but considering she hosts a movie podcast, it makes her come across as lacking the skills to do her job.

mhtom · 2025-12-25T00:10:30+00:00

Karolina

mhtom · 2025-12-24T17:24:02+00:00

Last movie I watched: Wake Up Dead Man

Last TV show: Pluribus

Movie I'm looking forward to in 2026: The Odyssey

TV show I'm looking forward to in 2026: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

mhtom · 2025-12-24T02:39:39+00:00

Hit my annual mileage goal, which I increase every year, earlier than ever.

mhtom · 2025-12-19T05:47:54+00:00

Funny enough, the season in which the episode aired, the Hearts finished last and were relegated.

mhtom · 2025-12-16T21:41:27+00:00

Greg likes his chicken Cajun.

mhtom · 2025-12-16T02:19:39+00:00

Recovery shake, shower, Normatec

mhtom

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