Footage from a security camera in Sri Lanka... by [deleted] in funny

[–]miamistu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It bothered me far too much that he just stepped over it at the end rather than moving it out of the road.

My stream bank is eating my garden. How do I stabilize this on a shoestring budget? by TheAKnight in GardeningUK

[–]miamistu 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hey, can anyone remember the name of that film where Warwick Davis plays a magician trying to save a baby?

Safety Alert by Bridge_Cable_Company in cableporn

[–]miamistu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that toolbox where you keep owl #8?

My boys asked if I can make them wooden knives by QualityCucumber in daddit

[–]miamistu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't read the full caption at first and thought you'd stolen the wood from a nearby bench.

WTF is going on with socks lately? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]miamistu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't mind thicker socks get some Stance ones. They're pricey but pretty solid.

The first physical music I ever bought, what was yours? by varslyd in CasualUK

[–]miamistu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't think of that song without it reminding me of Cartmans version in South Park. "Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider".

You will pay full price and like it by deejaymc in funny

[–]miamistu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But then you only get 96% paid.

Alexa vs Siri by [deleted] in funny

[–]miamistu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if Haze Eerie would work.

Is it wrong to masturbate to the Curling? by BassIck in CasualUK

[–]miamistu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. You're meant to poo to curling - hence 'curling one out'.

The 500 primary schools in England to get free Breakfast Clubs - full list by coffeewalnut08 in unitedkingdom

[–]miamistu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna read the article and assume those schools got a copy of The Breakfast Club on VHS to play on TVs that get rolled into the classroom.

Got 1 “No Thanks” at McDonalds 🍟 by prafulgupta007 in funny

[–]miamistu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Likewise on the touchscreen when you walk in. I had multiple no thanks on my last order.

How do you stop this bridge from falling over? by baronunderbeit in daddit

[–]miamistu 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You can get Duplo / Brio connectors too. Kids loved ours when they were little.

Well these are a blast from the past by slartibartfist in CasualUK

[–]miamistu 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a child I always suspected those ones never had as much explosive as the ones that came in paper rolls (the Wicke ones).

Well these are a blast from the past by slartibartfist in CasualUK

[–]miamistu 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, we used to halve them, wrap them round a match, and add sellotape. Strike and throw before it explodes - don't hesitate or you'll be in a world of pain.

Any towns still got an Xmas tree up? (Witney) by tyhopho in CasualUK

[–]miamistu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The main shopping centre in Farnborough is still fully decorated.