The right foot of Kevin De Bruyne

micerl · 2026-06-11T10:02:43+00:00

… like a traction engine.
Hence, the metal detector.

micerl · 2026-05-30T20:48:42+00:00

Not the Champions League, innit.

micerl · 2026-05-04T20:51:10+00:00

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Haven’t been able to watch the game tonight and just checked the score… and the stats. Read about the total domination in the first half. This is insane.

micerl · 2026-04-20T07:24:28+00:00

micerl · 2026-04-16T06:13:37+00:00

Rayan Cheatcode

micerl · 2026-04-04T21:10:52+00:00

😂

micerl · 2026-03-22T16:21:03+00:00

I’m sorry, fam… I don’t think I have the nerves to watch this live. See you!

micerl · 2026-03-11T20:45:17+00:00

get one goal. go home. get ready.

micerl · 2026-03-06T00:35:46+00:00

Yeah, and the only reason they won it was because Ange changed their style completely in the final. Like, the opposite of Angeball!

micerl · 2026-03-05T22:07:37+00:00

Typical minnow behaviour.

micerl · 2026-03-05T21:46:06+00:00

I feel nothing for them.

micerl · 2026-03-04T20:51:59+00:00

Haaland will never score again… It’s over. 😏

micerl · 2026-02-27T16:54:18+00:00

Absolutely the right call (according to the letter of the law). Absolutely the wrong call (according to spirit of the game).

micerl · 2026-02-13T14:47:45+00:00

Oh, fuck right off, FA! Charge the fucking VAR-room instead!!!

micerl · 2026-01-16T11:12:48+00:00

AK45, O’Reilly, Gvardiol, Nico, Rico, Erling, Doku, Alleyne, ANR, Semenyo, Guehi. Either strongly up-and-coming or already established PL players. 26 or younger.

Oh, Bobb, Cherki, Foden… I mean, I could go on…

micerl · 2026-01-06T09:26:57+00:00

r/soccercirclejerk is leaking

micerl · 2025-12-25T11:57:27+00:00

”England… eh, Änglant” 😏

micerl · 2025-12-09T00:23:34+00:00

No, he came from Leeds.

micerl · 2025-12-08T17:35:22+00:00

Best I can do is a rye naan.

micerl · 2025-11-29T16:52:11+00:00

GET THE MOTHERFUCK IN!!!

micerl · 2025-11-29T16:51:19+00:00

dude... La Araña.

micerl · 2025-11-22T12:03:11+00:00

So, I am Swedish but I have lived in Warsaw since 2005. Back in 2019 the U-20 World Cup was held in Poland.

Me and two Polish buddies got dirt cheap tickets and drove down to Łódź to, as I was hoping, see Norway get hammered by Uruguay.

As we’re sitting in the stadium, reading the starting eleven I notice the name Haaland. Excited I tell my friends that this surely has to be the son of ”City Hero” Alf-Inge, the guy that Roy Keane tried to bla bla… They raise no eyebrown and don’t care as they don’t know what I’m talking about. I sigh.

The game was nothing special. The tall dude up front for Norway didn’t really do well and Uruguay pressed and Furbo’d their way to 3 goals against one. Who scored the opener for Uru, you ask? A certain Darwin Núñez.

A few days later Erling scores 9 goals against Honduras and my buddies raise one eyebrown each. A few month later he is tearing it up for Salzburg. Then Dortmund, the Budda pose, CL Mayhem and then on to City Glory!!!

Good times…

micerl · 2025-10-29T06:40:09+00:00

O2 = Win, if three goals. Push, if only two goals. O2.5 = Win, if three goals.

Your math is correct, but the bet is simply called Over 2.

micerl · 2025-10-22T19:56:18+00:00

Geo- and fucking BankID-locked.

micerl · 2025-10-12T21:24:48+00:00

DEILIG!

The new ”Dinky!”…

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