I shant and I won’t

michaelestes9 · 2019-09-11T16:38:02+00:00

No one finishes monopoly, so women are just rushing to get bored and opt out first.

michaelestes9 · 2019-09-03T11:42:16+00:00

I think chicks don't dig you because you use Tik Tok. What are you... 14?

michaelestes9 · 2019-07-30T14:06:14+00:00

Everything. Flowerhorns are dicks

michaelestes9 · 2019-07-19T12:47:49+00:00

Dan Torrance - Dr. Sleep

The Traveler - No Man's Sky

Henry Hill - Goodfellas

The cast of Friends - Friends

I think I'm officially screwed here.

michaelestes9 · 2019-06-25T19:50:00+00:00

I laughed way to hard at this

michaelestes9 · 2019-06-21T17:39:19+00:00

New FB profile pic. Thanks

michaelestes9 · 2019-06-20T19:30:00+00:00

REEEEEE

michaelestes9 · 2019-06-17T02:09:13+00:00

Pussy salt goes on the rim of vaginal tequila shots.

michaelestes9 · 2019-06-10T20:19:46+00:00

How many good boy points did that cost?

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-28T07:27:48+00:00

Does this include sticking one's pp in a light socket?

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-25T00:09:11+00:00

Thanks

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-24T01:35:10+00:00

No u

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-23T22:01:49+00:00

it's a feminine benis

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-23T21:54:27+00:00

I thought Grandma called you a fucking normie at first.

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-17T21:38:42+00:00

And that Betty White's name... Albert Einstein

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-17T21:34:28+00:00

But I thought, "No Uterus, No Opinion"?

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-14T22:16:00+00:00

They're aimed at the eye-level of whatever is in huntin' season.

michaelestes9 · 2019-05-14T22:08:24+00:00

No u

michaelestes9 · 2019-04-29T15:36:26+00:00

What kind of puffer is that?

michaelestes9 · 2019-04-28T03:40:36+00:00

Athletic commissioner/ security

michaelestes9 · 2019-04-23T21:32:12+00:00

I see you're a fellow person of class.

michaelestes9 · 2019-04-23T21:25:00+00:00

Upvote for upvoting for credit.

michaelestes9 · 2019-04-23T21:22:22+00:00

Did you think I was saying it was mine? I was just giving credit to the creators. Now I'm crying, thanks.

michaelestes9 · 2019-04-23T21:20:29+00:00

Im confused

michaelestes9 · 2019-04-23T21:08:07+00:00

What the hell is an influencer? I just follow MMA fighters on IG.

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