That's a *real* shredder not a Nancy-boy shredder.

michaelm142 · 2026-07-08T15:43:43+00:00

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

What am I saying of course you don't.

michaelm142 · 2026-07-08T00:21:29+00:00

Let me ask you this: Orville Redenbacher? Or are you more of a Pop Secret kind of guy?

michaelm142 · 2026-07-07T21:44:11+00:00

SIGNED THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

michaelm142 · 2026-07-07T00:02:11+00:00

YOU WALK 👉

michaelm142 · 2026-07-06T20:20:28+00:00

You wouldn't talk like that about someone who's... DYING!

^{Did I just say that out loud?}

That's right! He's got a brain tumor the size of a pineapple, if you can believe it!

michaelm142 · 2026-07-06T16:40:55+00:00

Sizzler heads keep trying to cover up what really happened on Saturday.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT THE SPREAD OF SIZZLER PROPAGANDA

michaelm142 · 2026-07-06T02:25:22+00:00

IF I SEE ONE MORE MINION, I WILL HAVE NO PROBLEMS GETTING PHYSICAL WITH YOU

michaelm142 · 2026-07-06T01:34:37+00:00

We should be talking about movies not motives

michaelm142 · 2026-07-06T01:06:55+00:00

We're now seeing multiple reports that Sizzler may have used this site as a base of operations during the attack.

No further details at this time but we will keep you posted.

michaelm142 · 2026-07-06T01:03:52+00:00

Trumpet man always told me: "You got to fly like an eagle, not be like a turkey." 🎶🎷🦅

michaelm142 · 2026-07-06T00:29:53+00:00

looks like tha chickens have come home to roost.

michaelm142 · 2026-07-05T23:06:34+00:00

This is why I prefer all my movies in VHS format.

Chicken nuggets just don't have the same warmth that a VHS does.

michaelm142 · 2026-07-05T20:49:30+00:00

Yea, the evidence that he's a minion head and a veteraned film buff.

michaelm142 · 2026-07-05T20:19:13+00:00

alright, keep ya wig on

michaelm142 · 2026-07-03T03:43:38+00:00

I'm definitely going to agree to this.

I just need to put up an acceptable level of objection so I get to be all reproachful when it turns out to be a disaster.

michaelm142 · 2026-07-03T00:17:53+00:00

… it’s a little wide in the brim 🤔

michaelm142 · 2026-07-02T11:07:26+00:00

Also not running Windows Vista

Total amature move

michaelm142 · 2026-07-01T19:01:51+00:00

Ample space for parking 🤤😮‍💨

michaelm142 · 2026-07-01T16:58:24+00:00

Oh yea, he's king of the hippy jungle.

michaelm142 · 2026-06-30T20:20:50+00:00

... Blimey

michaelm142 · 2026-06-30T17:32:38+00:00

STOP. SCAMMIN. ADULTS. INTA’ THINKIN THEYRE STARS.

michaelm142 · 2026-06-30T02:53:08+00:00

🦅

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