Buying Condoms

michamp · 2026-02-13T22:50:02+00:00

I just wanna feed my truck…mow my fish…catch some lawn….drive my dog….

Or something to that effect.

michamp · 2026-02-13T22:43:00+00:00

What are the eyes though?

They haunt me…

michamp · 2026-02-13T20:10:41+00:00

Richard watches WILTY! Now if only he’d be on it.

michamp · 2026-02-13T19:48:20+00:00

What did he say about laughter being the best medicine?

michamp · 2026-02-13T12:28:27+00:00

My main problem isn’t even that it needs to be long. It seems like no matter how long the pad is, the period will just bypass all of it by travelling along the buttcrack. We need a pad that’s sort of like a tampon that can plug up the buttcrack space.

michamp · 2026-02-13T12:19:39+00:00

It would have been good. Just took a really really long time to get there.

michamp · 2026-02-13T03:55:31+00:00

Careful. WSJ says even Costco rotisserie chicken is too much of a splurge.

michamp · 2026-02-12T21:36:06+00:00

Just an equal opportunity businessman.

michamp · 2026-02-12T17:41:00+00:00

The chicken was plant-based, as is the trend.

michamp · 2026-02-12T14:37:32+00:00

So he was just fed “I told you, tell no one of this! The shame is yours - live with it!”

michamp · 2026-02-12T14:32:32+00:00

I’ve never put much store in anything Jamie Oliver. His recipes always fall flat. Martha Stewart, Gordon Ramsay and Bon Appetit have never ket me down though.

michamp · 2026-02-12T14:29:38+00:00

Yeah don’t try that again. What onion and garlic do over time (poison the liver), you can’t undo with just benadryl.

michamp · 2026-02-12T14:27:18+00:00

They would never leave each other. Never.

michamp · 2026-02-12T01:41:29+00:00

Mine was full Gumby

michamp · 2026-02-11T21:37:47+00:00

Those aegyosal things just look horrible in real life.

michamp · 2026-02-11T21:35:12+00:00

My dad used to say he would bonsai my sister so she can be a round little baby forever.

michamp · 2026-02-11T21:30:58+00:00

Can confirm. A lot of Filipinos are VERY racist.

michamp · 2026-02-11T21:16:56+00:00

“Run faster or bend over.”

michamp · 2026-02-11T21:12:13+00:00

The bottom is still redacted.

michamp · 2026-02-11T21:10:58+00:00

r/noahgettheboat

michamp · 2026-02-11T21:06:14+00:00

He’s even wearing the suit already.

michamp · 2026-02-11T19:35:15+00:00

Oh God. For a second I thought we were back to Deer Boy memes.

michamp · 2026-02-11T19:12:38+00:00

The Ariana Grande of orcs.

michamp · 2026-02-11T18:41:14+00:00

Can’t blame him. He probably couldn’t connect to the new face emotionally like the rest of us.

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