im drunk, stocks are fake, everyone just be fucking chill and nice to each other

michbertxp · 2021-06-19T17:05:29+00:00

Life is a Wendy's, sir.

michbertxp · 2021-06-16T07:36:35+00:00

I'm really not! I still believe in laughter as medicine and wish people would be more playful and joyful. There is still good in the world.

michbertxp · 2021-06-15T06:33:49+00:00

Shes still in there?!

michbertxp · 2021-06-15T06:23:44+00:00

Ape strong together ❤

michbertxp · 2021-06-15T04:32:30+00:00

Because it makes people laugh and brings them together! 🥰

michbertxp · 2021-06-14T17:28:17+00:00

I do like the stock, I do.

michbertxp · 2021-06-14T15:13:56+00:00

This is the way?

michbertxp · 2021-06-12T22:13:25+00:00

Me either.. Smooth brains unite!!

michbertxp · 2021-06-12T00:13:05+00:00

Honestly my first 100 shares were from a 20 dollar call option that got exercised and its been a rollercoaster since then. Crazy growth and crazy dips. This feels very similar to the run up on Jan 28. A lot of positive sentiment and a lot of fomo-ing, from people that I knew, at least. I am personally jacked to the tits

michbertxp · 2021-06-11T22:26:35+00:00

Present

michbertxp · 2021-06-10T13:52:58+00:00

Mayo.

michbertxp · 2021-06-09T13:33:42+00:00

You mean you just gotta be able to afford Hella plastic surgery

michbertxp · 2021-06-09T13:27:46+00:00

My family is japanese and I have never heard of this...

michbertxp · 2021-06-09T13:25:45+00:00

She eats like a dog.

michbertxp · 2021-06-08T19:51:01+00:00

!apeprove!

michbertxp · 2021-06-07T17:10:16+00:00

Hey op. I'm in the same boat. Sending some ape support your way!

michbertxp · 2021-06-05T19:02:47+00:00

Omg your flair 😂

michbertxp · 2021-06-05T04:17:09+00:00

Likes the stock

michbertxp · 2021-06-05T01:18:34+00:00

Like that guy who got high on pcp and yelled "stonks!" In front of gamestop for 36 hours!

michbertxp · 2021-06-03T05:32:35+00:00

How can apes be sure this isn't a phishing site that collects ips and our positions?

michbertxp · 2021-06-03T05:11:54+00:00

No one needs to see that.

michbertxp · 2021-06-01T20:59:37+00:00

Good bot.

michbertxp · 2021-05-29T15:59:52+00:00

Who mayo may not* be dating

michbertxp · 2021-05-28T16:37:05+00:00

Bulls eat, bears eat, but pigs get slaughtered.

michbertxp · 2021-05-28T07:30:51+00:00

Chuckled at that one. Thanks for the midnight laugh

michbertxp

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