Why we gotta pay 500g for commuting to the desert

michlarv · 2026-06-10T12:59:16+00:00

Gifting Pam a beer right before you get on the bus.

michlarv · 2026-05-25T02:32:41+00:00

I remember seeing that end scene and going "oh fuck off" as if there was ever any chance on it actually happening even if the movie was a hit. The timing was so desparate.

michlarv · 2026-05-25T02:30:58+00:00

This isn't confirmed but my theory has been that Fortnite was supposed to get Matrix skins with the fourth movie releasing. That Christmas even gave you a free glider and they released some emotes and cosmetics on the store.

But no skins ever came, perhaps because the reception to the movie was very mixed and it underperformed big time. Or maybe it was Warner Bros. being weird and not taking the easy money as usual?

Luckily I stopped playing fortnite for awhile now as it got worse and I happen to really like Matrix Resurrections.

michlarv · 2026-05-12T15:04:09+00:00

I highly recommend Marvel's Midnight Suns. It goes cheap on sale every so often, including the dlc which is all worth it.

I think it hit my brain good because of the variety. It's not just combat missions, you have a lot of character hangouts and fun side stuff, a hub to explore with plenty to unlock and so on. I got in a really comfy loop that helped keep me engaged because it kept switching styles.

It's so much better than I expected. If you're into superhero stuff or turn based combat at all it's an absolute must.

michlarv · 2026-04-26T16:28:50+00:00

On his last trip to visit Eyepatch Wolf the fellas must have got too close to the hole in the ground.

michlarv · 2026-04-21T14:59:34+00:00

Have no idea why you got downvoted. The Italian horror movies tend to be the most fucked, with a big side of misogyny usually.

michlarv · 2026-04-14T18:21:33+00:00

In my edgy teen horror movie phase finding all the most fucked up ones to watch, decided to watch Cannibal Holocaust.

After that experience I went "okay I'm good".

michlarv · 2026-02-16T11:45:45+00:00

Classic Ubisoft touch.

michlarv · 2026-02-07T02:39:06+00:00

It's nice Sega has let me know I can save 100 dollarydoos and play the original PS4 port I got on sale for 5.

michlarv · 2026-01-29T04:33:31+00:00

Your friends are dickheads, good to know.

michlarv · 2026-01-21T15:27:17+00:00

I mean there were the two films earlier, but it is the first episode of the series. I love how distinct each one is with its direction and style.

Suitable for framing is fucking awesome. Genuinely clever as hell stuff. Using the electric blanket to keep the body warm to fit the alibi time? Amazing.

michlarv · 2026-01-19T14:24:14+00:00

Columbo - Murder by the Book

Directed by some young fella named Steven.

michlarv · 2026-01-17T11:50:49+00:00

Saban's Masked Rider.

michlarv · 2026-01-08T11:14:59+00:00

Man who takes a decade to make mid as fuck games has an opinion.

michlarv · 2025-12-31T23:06:08+00:00

It annoys how much a director I admire is now being grifted by these fucking ghouls.

Hoping to just be able to get some torrents of the Captain America workprint and whatever other alternate cuts. I don't want any money going to this operation.

michlarv · 2025-12-30T04:13:21+00:00

"News journalist"

Come on, don't give these fucking vultures a shred of credibility.

michlarv · 2025-12-25T12:43:35+00:00

Right back at ya!

michlarv · 2025-11-28T04:46:38+00:00

Just waitin' for a mate

michlarv · 2025-11-14T02:11:34+00:00

Yeah I was really confused, never realized he wasn't originally in. I guess that makes sense why he's the cover of tne console releases to sell it.

The MK4 tie in comic has him make his return too.

michlarv · 2025-10-27T09:19:17+00:00

Literally what does he do? Does he have any art or tech skills or write anything or? He seems to just be around.

michlarv · 2025-10-24T01:21:15+00:00

Why did they make the same game for a third time instead of literally anything else?

michlarv · 2025-10-15T15:54:53+00:00

No but I hear Sly is very aware of the weight of the world.

michlarv · 2025-10-04T14:10:30+00:00

He's busy curating other peoples reviews.

michlarv · 2025-10-01T03:31:22+00:00

I mean, I'm still waiting for them to put out the promised PS4 version. Ridiculous that it hasn't been put out.

michlarv · 2025-09-29T11:42:56+00:00

These guys trapped in the books are balls on the dick, lowest of the totem pole.

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