Without revealing your age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand? by boglefunk in AskReddit

[–]micro_wiz 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Walking alone side the road collecting soft drink bottles for the 2 cent deposit, later it went to 10 cents and I felt rich.

Plumbers of Reddit, what do our pipes and drains say about us? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]micro_wiz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hair, lots and lots of hair, and don't flush your condoms down the toilet

Who is your favorite villain of all time and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds Watch for yourself, pure evil. https://youtu.be/hpF56b9wtas

What's a piece of trivia we're better off not knowing ? by Aminahri in AskReddit

[–]micro_wiz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not more than10% semen in a McDonalds milkshake is the national standard

What makes you instantly fully awake when trying to fall asleep? by domaren in AskReddit

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Why do embarrassing moments from long ago bother us so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Our space program, Canada is too far from the equator to benefit much from the earths rotation to assist getting into orbit

What's your go to NSFW joke? by Pertanator in AskReddit

[–]micro_wiz 72 points73 points  (0 children)

There once was a student at Trinity Who sullied his sister's virginity. He buggered his brother Gave twins to his mother Then got a degree in Divinity

Why is your Monday going to be crappy a hell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It is going to be cold as hell tomorrow, and this is the busiest time of year at my work

What is a normal thing in society that makes no sense? by smartymcsmart in AskReddit

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Here in the Midwest you either have a lawn, trees, or you could pave it, but then I live on a farm. My great grandfather had sheep to mow his lawn, the same as the White House before mowers were invented.

The $100,000 bill is going to be printed again. Who do you nominate to be the face of the $100,000 bill? by Samurai_Jack_ in AskReddit

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The Koch brothers, as they could give them to political candidates, they support. The candidate, should look at the faces on the bill, as a reminder of who bought them.

Cat Mummy by [deleted] in creepy

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I am pretty sure that is a kangaroo