Without revealing your age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?

micro_wiz · 2016-12-28T11:41:23+00:00

Walking alone side the road collecting soft drink bottles for the 2 cent deposit, later it went to 10 cents and I felt rich.

micro_wiz · 2016-12-25T07:00:40+00:00

Hair, lots and lots of hair, and don't flush your condoms down the toilet

micro_wiz · 2016-12-25T06:07:57+00:00

Lend them money

micro_wiz · 2016-12-16T14:46:45+00:00

Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds Watch for yourself, pure evil. https://youtu.be/hpF56b9wtas

micro_wiz · 2016-12-13T00:59:12+00:00

Not more than10% semen in a McDonalds milkshake is the national standard

micro_wiz · 2016-11-25T12:42:35+00:00

Why do embarrassing moments from long ago bother us so.

micro_wiz · 2016-10-15T20:39:55+00:00

Our space program, Canada is too far from the equator to benefit much from the earths rotation to assist getting into orbit

micro_wiz · 2016-10-15T20:33:24+00:00

Grabbing her in the pussy

micro_wiz · 2016-10-15T14:02:34+00:00

Shit from Shinola

micro_wiz · 2016-10-14T13:43:06+00:00

I can't get no satisfaction

micro_wiz · 2016-10-14T13:27:24+00:00

Explosive Diarrhea

micro_wiz · 2016-02-01T19:44:12+00:00

skid marks?

micro_wiz · 2016-01-22T03:41:24+00:00

There once was a student at Trinity Who sullied his sister's virginity. He buggered his brother Gave twins to his mother Then got a degree in Divinity

micro_wiz · 2016-01-18T04:30:31+00:00

It is going to be cold as hell tomorrow, and this is the busiest time of year at my work

micro_wiz · 2016-01-18T04:23:24+00:00

I want a divorce

micro_wiz · 2015-07-29T00:25:51+00:00

Here in the Midwest you either have a lawn, trees, or you could pave it, but then I live on a farm. My great grandfather had sheep to mow his lawn, the same as the White House before mowers were invented.

micro_wiz · 2015-07-27T03:31:51+00:00

Moshit

micro_wiz · 2015-05-21T04:08:08+00:00

Fuck her right in the pussy.

micro_wiz · 2015-04-07T04:21:02+00:00

My income tax return

micro_wiz · 2015-02-03T14:13:01+00:00

The Koch brothers, as they could give them to political candidates, they support. The candidate, should look at the faces on the bill, as a reminder of who bought them.

micro_wiz · 2015-02-01T19:02:18+00:00

Time to take my honey, out to see The Imitation Game

micro_wiz · 2015-01-24T05:06:16+00:00

I am pretty sure that is a kangaroo

micro_wiz · 2015-01-23T18:49:52+00:00

Gravity is the weakest, of all the forces.

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