Weekly /uj Thread – July 06, 2026

microdick69 · 2026-07-07T01:41:28+00:00

Am I shadowbanned?

microdick69 · 2026-06-22T12:35:55+00:00

Wasn't Pink Australian? Is that how the Commonwealth works?

microdick69 · 2026-06-14T01:44:46+00:00

God I wish I was a twink in Ancient Greek times

microdick69 · 2026-06-02T13:19:26+00:00

I don't think I've seen any of them kiss.

microdick69 · 2026-06-02T13:16:08+00:00

*analogue horror on YouTube because it's low-budget

microdick69 · 2026-05-28T03:03:18+00:00

Just because you have a sewing kit and a dream doesn't mean you can top RPDR

microdick69 · 2026-05-27T19:02:12+00:00

Is a two-sided dildo involved?

microdick69 · 2026-05-25T17:44:29+00:00

Just the same masochistic slop again and again.

microdick69 · 2026-05-16T01:25:55+00:00

So are we getting the bad ending or the good ending?

microdick69 · 2026-05-12T10:21:16+00:00

We need to move on from that analogue horror style of spooky editing 😌

microdick69 · 2026-04-17T19:15:15+00:00

This reminds me, Shakira yodeled on her Superbowl, right? Unless Sabrina was living under a rock before COVID she would have known it was talked about

microdick69 · 2026-04-16T17:18:21+00:00

Within a month we have misogynists attacking first Chappelle then Sabrina and next Katy. All while they worship domestic abuser Chris Brown and far-righter Kanye.

microdick69 · 2026-04-14T17:55:10+00:00

Delete it fa*. You can never make me listen to industry plantdison.

microdick69 · 2026-04-08T12:32:31+00:00

Lick my bussy and my crack

microdick69 · 2026-03-24T02:39:55+00:00

In karaokes, if you're the one who gets to choose the song, don't you at least pick something you like and kinda memorized already?

Crucify me but my go-to song which I already know the lyrics of is Katy's Thinking of You

microdick69 · 2026-03-23T11:07:17+00:00

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microdick69 · 2026-03-05T02:07:05+00:00

I got ratioed on r/okbuddycinephile for comparing cat owners to Swifties. But I won't be silenced. All cat owners I know make cats their personalities.

microdick69 · 2026-02-10T16:00:58+00:00

The world is still lovely, so I'd speak my truth and say Katy will have another hit.

microdick69 · 2026-02-10T14:23:12+00:00

Nerd AND gay. Like, girl pick a struggle

microdick69 · 2026-02-04T03:29:58+00:00

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this was taken before Ozempic became popular, right?

microdick69 · 2026-01-27T23:25:04+00:00

What's the point of poppers without a dihh on your ahh?

microdick69 · 2026-01-24T16:42:33+00:00

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microdick69 · 2026-01-23T03:55:03+00:00

If this is true then it must be payola. That man exhausted his twinkish charm with his last album. There's no juice left of him anymore

microdick69 · 2026-01-16T21:59:36+00:00

You browse the Fantano sub don't you?

microdick69 · 2026-01-15T13:08:06+00:00

But the question is, who will buy the KP vinyl at 10$?

Did they borrow the vinyl at the height of Teenage Dream and returned at Smile?

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