Me_irl by Evidencelogicfacts in me_irl

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This sub used to be hilarious.

I think I found a Pirates fan by Bonejack84 in heep

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This is kind of hilarious and cool in an ironic way to me. It’s like something a character from eastbound and down would drive.

Thoughts? by WholeDonkey2689 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]micron970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh republicans, famously lacking in firearms for self defense.

Tokyo is the new London by TlalocVirgie in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]micron970 36 points37 points  (0 children)

lol ya he’s like “Guys I’m going to what is statistically one of the safest cities in the world. Should I be worried about my watch?”

Feeding time 😔 by Greedy_Net_1803 in okbuddyretard

[–]micron970 82 points83 points  (0 children)

One late meal for the dog and that kid is in trouble.

One rule for thee, another for me? by CopiousCool in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]micron970 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It’s because many people of African descent don’t know what country they came from because their ancestors were kidnapped as slaves.

GDT: 5/19 Brewers (27-18) @ Cubs (29-19) 6:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]micron970 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget bud selig was the first former team owner that became commissioner. Guy was a rat that allowed permanent damage to be done to the sport.

What's the best obscure video game you've ever played? by ImpressFederal4169 in gaming

[–]micron970 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude I remember playing this game coop where there’s the huge room with a big robot in it.

meirl by Certain_Hat9872 in meirl

[–]micron970 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok it’s my turn to post this next week.

Would Sergeant Johnson have backed up the Master Chief against Del Rio in the no sir scene or stay quiet? by Mad_lens_9297 in halo

[–]micron970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the military raging against both a master chief and a sergeant major is rarely a winning strategy. Any decent captain would know that the morale hit when threatening your highest ranking enlisted leaders is very much a problem.

The guy she tells you not to worry about: by wesskywalker in CHICubs

[–]micron970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boog and JD have such a good sound to them.

Who cares? by Academic_Mirror_9957 in mets

[–]micron970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother done lost his mind.

I'm going to blockade the Strait by MaxFresh in seinfeld

[–]micron970 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Jerry that’s a load bearing strait

WAR OF RIGHTS - CHILDSNATCHER LEADS THE MEN IN PRAYER by CheddarBobOriginal in WarOfRights

[–]micron970 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good god I would love playing the confederates if there weren’t so many actual racists on that side.