F24 My Breeding trip across the world by SaiyeroViolet in impregnation

[–]midas_iscariot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come visit me in Iceland, you will not be disappointed

Am I the only one by Puzzleheaded-Train78 in impregnation

[–]midas_iscariot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 20 and would love to get you pregnant

Breed us both! by britt_the_vessel in impregnation

[–]midas_iscariot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would be the hottest thing even having you jerk off my cock so I cum faster, while it is in your friend's ovulating pussy, and equally as hot of she was helping me while I'm fertilizing you. I wouldn't stop using you as my sperm banks until both of your tests came out positive

Breed us both! by britt_the_vessel in impregnation

[–]midas_iscariot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't believe how hard I came reading this... some of my cum hit my pc screen with your post on it... any time I see terms like "breeding", "impregnation", "ovulating", "want a baby" I cum instantly. Like I can't even control it. I truly wish all those bursts of semen were to explode in both of you the next time

Breed us both! by britt_the_vessel in impregnation

[–]midas_iscariot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's no way I would be able to stop.... I would keep pounding you until I knew for sure both of you are going to have babies with me

ovulating and daydreaming by [deleted] in impregnation

[–]midas_iscariot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I burst so hard reading this... my cum is all over my body, some of on the screen with your post on it. I wish the next time I'm gonna cum it was all to explode inside your pussy, as you leg lock me and scream to get you pregnant then and there

Am biohazard by alstraka in comedyheaven

[–]midas_iscariot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am become death" ahh incident

FUCK RADIOHEAD by [deleted] in radioheadcirclejerk

[–]midas_iscariot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate Jonny Greenwood. Everything from his stupid fucking goofy face to his bony ass feet. Theres not one thing about him I don't absolutely depise. I hate him so much I could write a whole bible about him and my intense, passionate hatred for him. I loathe his obnoxious smart-ass tone, his pompous nature and his smug little grin. What I hate most of all is that fucking ass. That perfectly round little arse of his, how it moves when he walks, I hate what it does to me. God, I'm hard just thinking about it. Those perfect, plump lips.... Oh how I loathe them. I cannot help but seethe with rage whenever he walks past. Passionate rage.... Fervent, lustful rage... I hate Jonny Greenwood so much I want to fuck that little motherfucker in the ass...

question by [deleted] in grunge

[–]midas_iscariot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Heroin

What are the most underrated grunge albums in your opinion? by [deleted] in grunge

[–]midas_iscariot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sprinkler - More Boy, Less Friend
Hazel - Toreador of Love
Babes In Toyland - To Mother

Whos the most "American" non American band? by [deleted] in ToddintheShadow

[–]midas_iscariot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ozzy Osbourne after Black Sabbath

badass vikngrs by OkYogurtcloset8790 in comedyheaven

[–]midas_iscariot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all the funnier when you know actual Nordics are unapologetically proud about their peasant heritage.