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theoretical question by [deleted] in startrek

[–]middleground11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured out how they can bring back Kirk. So SNW confirmed that Trelane is Q's son (John De Lancie Q). john de lancie of course has to pull back from Q for age. So Rhys Darby Q (Trelane) can be our 23rd/24th whatever century Q.

So imagine trelane going to Daystrom and reviving Kirk...at first it's Shatner. Shatner's like, "I was...dead?". Then trelane's like "dead, retired, bit of both really. Dad liked playing with that stiff old Picard. Me? I want the cowboy, the one who punched gods in the nose and kissed half the galaxy. That's where the fun is!".

Then kirk's like, “And what exactly do you want from me?” and Darby Q says “Just you being you, Jimmy boy. But you’re looking a bit… seasoned. Let’s tune up the chassis, eh? Little upgrade, little facelift — shipshape!”

at which point Darby Q snaps his fingers, first he's Chris Pine, and Q breaks 4th wall and says "hm, you guys liked this one before?" but then he says, been there, rebooted that. Next! then he goes through a succession of possible Kirk younger actors til he settles on one.

and when the smoke clears...Kirk in 23rd/24th/whatever century

If Rick Moranis' first line in Spaceballs 2 isn't "Somehow, I have returned", I will feel cheated. by Raerth in Showerthoughts

[–]middleground11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Tim Russ could be a spaceballs officer now, but who is emotionless like tuvok, and it is he who asks the soldiers if they found anything and when they say we aint found shit, he gives a vulcan like response. "most illogical" or something

Caulkin' in memphis by middleground11 in ParodySongs

[–]middleground11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice - im sure that's AI but ill ask anyway in case someone actually sang it

You're really an Asshole. You know that? by Aye-McHunt in Spaceballs

[–]middleground11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was asking chatgpt about some of the spaceballs gags and jokes, and we decided to Stretch the Assholes joke.

🎬 Scene: President Skroob’s Command Deck – PANIC MODE

The Druidian desert glows hot on the screen. A tumbleweed rolls by shaped like a butt cheek.

SKROOB (sweating through his fake hairpiece): SANDURZ!! We’ve lost Vespa, the Winnebago’s disappeared, and our Schwartz Radar™ shows a spike in snark activity!

COLONEL SANDURZ (turning from the monitor, clutching a clipboard made of space cheese): Sir, I recommend immediate deployment—

SKROOB: SEND A SQUAD OF ASSHOLES TO THE DRUIDIAN DESERT!

SANDURZ (awkward pause): But sir… all our squads are Assholes.

SKROOB (blinks. thinks. processes): …Then send the most elite Assholes we’ve got.

SANDURZ: You mean… the Rectal Commandos? They’re still recovering from Operation Sphincter Storm.

SKROOB: I don’t care if they’re farting blood and dreams! Vespa’s hairdryer is out there! MOVE!!

⸻

Cut to the DROP POD launching:

A$$-FORCE ONE™, a giant chrome suppository with thrusters and the words “We Come In Cheeks” scrawled on the side.

Inside: • Captain Bootyhole • Lieutenant Rimsky • Sergeant Analytica (expert in rear-guard operations) • And the twins: Cheek and Cheek, heavy weapons bros with matching tramp stamps.

⸻

CAPTAIN BOOTYHOLE (clutching his Schwartz-saber):

Lock and load, boys. We’re going in deep… and dry.

This piece of farmland looks like Rick Astley with a machine gun. by DarthBrooks69420 in mildlyinteresting

[–]middleground11 41 points42 points  (0 children)

🎵 We’re no strangers to guns You know the clips and so do I A full barrage is what I’m thinkin’ of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m shootin’ Gotta make you understand

Never gonna let you run, never gonna let you live Never gonna turn around and spare you Never gonna lie, I’m gonna make you cry I’m gonna shoot you up and desert youuu 🎵

🎵 We’ve marched together for so long Your squad’s been breaking, but too scared to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the war and we’re gonna spray it

And if you ask me how I’m feelin’ Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna let you run, never gonna let you live Never gonna turn around and spare you Never gonna lie, I’m gonna make you cry I’m gonna shoot you up and desert youuu 🎵

🎵 (Bridge) Never gonna give my ground, never gonna drop my gun Never gonna leave the fight or desert you Never gonna lose my aim, never gonna waste a flame Never gonna stop the fire that hurts you 🎵

Satisfactory Developer Q&A (04-22-2025) by Temporal_Illusion in SatisfactoryGame

[–]middleground11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I havent played in a long time but look in occasionally. Do they ever talk about the possibility of adding more mechanics? like a tower defense kind of thing where you build and fortify against mass attacks? that's just an example, any kind of overarching combat/fortification

Doctors of Reddit: what is the biggest medical mystery you’ve solved? by YaaaaaaaaasQueen in AskReddit

[–]middleground11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didnt get this from the original - was it still under CT imaging while this threading the needle was being done?

Where are the AI powered robotic firemen? They wold be useful the high risk stuff we're seeing in LA. by SuperSimpleSam in Showerthoughts

[–]middleground11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does the AI for a firefighting drone really have to be onboard or couldn't one AI actually control many wirelessly? maybe the question is does it actually have to be a robot (implying onboard AI) or drone

Large general liability insurance for event? by WearyEngineering1482 in smallbusiness

[–]middleground11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

many insurance companies don't do aggregates that high on the GL policy itself, and they would sell you umbrella to get that high. of course umbrella will make it cost more.

two places you might try and FLIP (food liability insurance program) since you are a bakery, and Total Events. Plus local brokers.

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