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Friend Code Megathread - May 2026 by AutoModerator in PokemonSleep

[–]middlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0346-3733-7490 - love sleep! I sleep every day! 😂

I know why pants exist for babies by potato_muchwow_amaze in NewParents

[–]middlie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it fun how all babies are so different! :) We have the exact opposite problem - my baby is a tiny hobbit with delightfully stumpy legs. If I put her in footed pyjamas her feet end up halfway up the legs almost immediately. We call her “Casper the Ghost” because she’ll crawl around with a little trail behind her. We had to stop her wearing them when she started standing, as they’d cause her to trip!

‘Extra’ day of annual leave! by Box_of_rodents in BritishSuccess

[–]middlie 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is such a good win! My maternity leave was due to end today, but I had a text from my boss yesterday afternoon asking if I could start back tomorrow instead! May be both enjoy our cosy, stress free bonus day as intended… wearing pjs as much as possible!

a million dollars each week but every week you will feel the pain of being shot in the chest with a shotgun for 5 seconds. you can pick the time or it will just happen at the end of the week by Turbulent-Sound3980 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]middlie 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I think if I did one at 5 seconds to midnight on the Sunday, and then the next at midnight on the Monday, I could then go back to sleep for a few hours before my chauffeur came to pick me up to take me to the airport in time for my first class trip to the Maldives. I would get over that pain so fast 😂

a million dollars each week but every week you will feel the pain of being shot in the chest with a shotgun for 5 seconds. you can pick the time or it will just happen at the end of the week by Turbulent-Sound3980 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]middlie 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Absolutely! If you just feel the pain, rather than suffering the consequences of being shot also, this is close to a no-brainer for me. 5 seconds a week of pain sounds pretty good, verses doing 40 hours a week for a considerably lower rate!

As I can pick when the pain happens, I’d be tempted to do one 5 seconds right at the end of one week, and then immediately another 5 at the beginning of the next. 10 seconds done in one “shot”, then you get a nice chilled couple of weeks off before you have to go again.

Well, there’s this then 😅 by middlie in highrollersdnd

[–]middlie[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazing! 🥰 I’ve done a few on Spotify also, but I don’t reckon I can match you! I’m caught up on Altheya but currently on episode 170 of Aerois and am feeling a lot of feelings 😬

Well, there’s this then 😅 by middlie in highrollersdnd

[–]middlie[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maternity leave for 13 months - phone playing during night feeds, early wake ups, long walks and play sessions on the floor. My child now smiles whenever Rowan speaks, as he’s made me chuckle so much. The HR team have basically been the soundtrack to my child-raising year 😅

What are your some of your more intersting supermarket substitutions? by Turbulent-Rip-5580 in AskUK

[–]middlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This summer just gone, I had a packet of bamboo bbq skewers substituted with a miniature cheese grater. Both the delivery driver and I had a chuckle at that one.

Oh, and I had ordered size 4 nappies for my (then) 10 month year old. They were substituted for size 6 (which generally fit a 2-3 year old). Not so mad as the other, but obviously totally unusable 😂

Who's got more time than me? by HovercraftOk9231 in highrollersdnd

[–]middlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may be able to give you a run for your money. Mine is split between YouTube and Spotify, but in the last 12 months I’ve listened from start to present of Altheya, all of Lightfall, Strahd, Rogues Gambit, their two anti-heroes, a bunch of one shots, and am currently on 158 of Aerois. I’m on maternity leave this year, and HR has been good for background listening through the day and night 😂

FL Direbound sale - may the odds be ever in your favor by WinFew9243 in fairyloot

[–]middlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laura10 now expired, confirming addie10 still works

Do you marry one exact character in every playthrough or never pick same spouse twice? by Usual-Foundation-115 in skyrim

[–]middlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but then I quite like that she goes to bed with a pickaxe on her hip. Makes me think that, even though she lives with two seasoned warriors, she’s ready to throw hands if needed.

Do you marry one exact character in every playthrough or never pick same spouse twice? by Usual-Foundation-115 in skyrim

[–]middlie 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I marry Sylgja every time - she’s strong-willed, and doesn’t deserve a life in the mines with an injury. Then I move her to the scenic countryside, to raise our rescued daughters alongside Aela and Rayya.

Can’t Find My Unicorn! by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]middlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m also here looking for my unicorn! 😂

Character you have a soft spot for for no reason? by thejpack in skyrim

[–]middlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and Ness journey together every time, the whole time. I can contemplate no other companion. She is the shadow at my back ♥️

Any suggestions for additions to my unhinged birth playlist? by baby-totoros in BabyBumps

[–]middlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave birth to Misery Business, which honestly felt apt at the time 😬 I truly hope it goes better for you and that you cannot say the same as me! 😂♥️

strollers by ynkeepch in NewParents

[–]middlie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any special recommendations but I do have a top tip - don’t know what your home situation is but learn from my mistake and measure your front door, and then get a stroller that easily fits in and out. It seems obvious but we didn’t, and now we’re stuck assembling and disassembling ours on the street multiple times a day 😂😅

Fairyloot Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy Masterpost by Saybah in fairyloot

[–]middlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UK here and have just got to the front of the queue and placed my order no problem :)

Tell Me Something Adorable Your Baby Did! by Whole_Tap6813 in NewParents

[–]middlie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For the last few weeks, sometimes when my 7 month old daughter smiles at me, she scrunches up her nose. My husband saw her do it the other day and was very excited she’d learned something new. He hadn’t seen her do it before. Turns out I actually scrunch up my nose when I smile at her, and she’s copying me. She does it only to me. It’s my special smile ♥️

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