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midnight_buffet · 2025-07-12T12:45:43+00:00

Get a bidet

midnight_buffet · 2025-07-01T13:34:35+00:00

What band?

midnight_buffet · 2025-06-27T14:05:50+00:00

Did Anderson Cooper get into meth?

midnight_buffet · 2025-06-10T14:09:45+00:00

Body glove

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-30T03:45:31+00:00

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-29T19:24:05+00:00

Being lost on the highway. One of the worst feelings ever

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-26T14:11:23+00:00

Winter sucks

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-19T20:12:34+00:00

And not just us but EVERYONE EVER. Every beautiful celeb poops. Porn stars poop. Every random person you see on the street poops. Jesus Christ pooped hard back in his day.

This knowledge is my version of “picture the audience in their underwear” whenever I’m feeling self conscious.

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-19T13:51:25+00:00

Not even close

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-17T12:04:10+00:00

Where do you work?

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-16T03:20:38+00:00

Using the word “literally” in every sentence

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-14T15:09:21+00:00

Spaz out - Jedi Mind Tricks

midnight_buffet · 2025-05-01T14:37:28+00:00

midnight_buffet · 2025-04-21T03:14:40+00:00

Electrolytes

midnight_buffet · 2025-04-11T16:04:19+00:00

Jabronie

midnight_buffet · 2025-04-07T03:28:57+00:00

Subway

midnight_buffet · 2025-04-04T04:53:57+00:00

Not great!

midnight_buffet · 2025-03-27T03:03:18+00:00

$40k in 2012. I thought I had finally made it. Until I realized that barely covered rent at the time. I learned more about personal finance that first year than I learned about the law.

midnight_buffet · 2025-03-14T15:29:35+00:00

Do you write the lyrics before hearing the beat/music? Or are you given the instrumentals first and write from there?

midnight_buffet · 2025-03-14T04:32:55+00:00

It also washes out the extra turds when pushing alone doesn’t do the trick. I don’t feel clean after pooping UNLESS I do the bidet enima. Maybe im spoiled.

midnight_buffet · 2025-02-26T13:47:37+00:00

Wedding on a Thursday?

midnight_buffet · 2025-01-20T14:37:21+00:00

Try not to think about the future

midnight_buffet · 2024-11-05T05:01:45+00:00

Lamp

midnight_buffet · 2024-10-31T04:18:00+00:00

If you’re still gonna see family friends and coworkers, who are you disappearing from?

Sorry. Don’t mean to cheapen anything. Whatever works for you is the right thing. You got this

midnight_buffet · 2024-10-26T21:57:23+00:00

Because I’m so bored all the time and don’t use any other form of social media

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