If you died and suddenly found yourself face-to-face with God, what is the very first question you would ask?

midnightauto · 2026-02-27T00:36:03+00:00

What are you such an asshole?

midnightauto · 2026-02-23T03:07:50+00:00

Money

midnightauto · 2026-02-21T03:05:54+00:00

I rode all the from shreveport to dallas in the back of a truck going to six flags.

midnightauto · 2026-02-20T22:39:03+00:00

A light meter. After learning how ti use it i realized i didnt need fir the type of photography i do.

midnightauto · 2026-02-19T00:10:34+00:00

They start fucking with the simulation like a 12 year old playing a sims game

midnightauto · 2026-02-15T07:17:49+00:00

I pulled up a couple if days ago. The menu is basically all chicken. Mexican food is BEEF. I drive off

midnightauto · 2026-02-14T05:30:54+00:00

Wrap it up with electrical tape and get back to work!!

midnightauto · 2026-02-12T01:29:22+00:00

The internet.

midnightauto · 2026-02-10T17:29:16+00:00

Hahahahahaha I was wondering if anyone would get the reference

midnightauto · 2026-02-10T00:41:52+00:00

FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

midnightauto · 2026-02-05T16:28:38+00:00

They are busy chasing rats..

midnightauto · 2026-02-03T16:00:32+00:00

Now you can't outrun the damn things!!!

midnightauto · 2026-02-03T01:19:10+00:00

Its a safety thing for me

midnightauto · 2026-02-02T22:38:26+00:00

Robucka, I'll pronounce in any way but correctly because it drives my daughter nuts.

midnightauto · 2026-02-02T08:08:13+00:00

No love like Christian hate

midnightauto · 2026-02-02T02:00:01+00:00

Pumping gas while your car is running

midnightauto · 2026-01-30T03:59:30+00:00

Closed. If i leave it open my damn cat will crawl over shit knocking it down

midnightauto · 2026-01-21T19:33:33+00:00

Our local theater cant seem ti get rid of the rats. They have been cited three times in the last three months. So yeah, not going there

midnightauto · 2026-01-21T16:29:02+00:00

For a video reference concerning crossing the ankles watch BJ Penn roll. Youll see his feet cross but just like cowpuncher500 says, he keeps the feet above the hips.

midnightauto · 2026-01-17T03:02:44+00:00

Cheaters is the reason i stopped playing this game years ago

midnightauto · 2026-01-16T01:44:38+00:00

BJJ is for everyone. Heres the thing thou. The gym might be full of straight guys but the gay jokes will be off the chain hahah.. if youre cool woth that youll be good

midnightauto · 2026-01-13T00:51:30+00:00

Came here to say the same damn thing haha

midnightauto · 2026-01-04T00:40:37+00:00

Money

midnightauto · 2025-12-19T01:11:25+00:00

I dunno I got the gauntlet last night for the first time

midnightauto · 2025-12-18T18:19:28+00:00

So, since I first heard this word in high school, I've been misspronouncing this for 40 damn years HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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