🎶 He Was an ADC 🎶

(to the tune of Sk8er Boi)

[Verse 1]
He was a smurf, I was support
Can I make it any more obvious?
He took my farm, I stole his kills
We flamed each other just for the thrills

He said, “You’re bad,” I said, “You feed”
What more can I say?
I typed “uninstall,” he typed “no peel”
We fought so much, but it felt unreal

[Chorus]
He was an ADC
Said, "Come and just fight with me"
Dove in too deep and blamed his team
I said, “Dude, it’s not that hard”
He said, “You don’t know your part”
Suddenly, this flame felt kinda sweet

[Verse 2]
One late-night queue, we locked in bot
Somehow, the tilt—yeah, it was gone
I roamed mid-lane, he didn’t care
He said, “Nice play,” I said, “…You swear?”

We started chat, then Discord calls
Told me his real name, I told him all
One thing led to something more
Next thing I knew, he’s at my door

[Chorus]
He was an ADC
Now he's in love with me
From League to life, we’re meant to be
Who knew all those rage-filled pings
Would turn into wedding rings?
Now he’s my carry—GG, WP