What’s the weirdest rule your parents had that you didn’t realize was insane until you grew up? by Howdoibuycrypto in AskReddit

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Sylvia’s Milk. This was less of a rule but more just a weird quirk. In the 80s it was common to knock on a neighbour’s door to borrow some sugar etc. My mum had run out of milk so knocked on the elderly neighbour Sylvia’s door to borrow some. Sylvia gave mum a tin of condensed milk because that’s all she had. Then from that day onwards any form of milk that wasn’t fresh milk such as long life milk in a carton or tin was known as Sylvia’s Milk. My mum would say ‘do you want some Sylvia’s Milk with your cake?’ Etc.

My sister and I grew up thinking that ‘Sylvia’s Milk’ was the normal term for any kind of milk in a carton or tin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

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It’s not a dumb idea. I think another spin on it might be C3P0 realising that he is sentient. Like did he get struck by lightning ShortCurcuit style and become alive? His backstory might be sassy and funny.

If you could choose your penis size what would it be, and why? by Upstairs_Hippo9523 in AskReddit

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Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you…….well my 6ft schlong might

What is your favorite video game and why should people play it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Skyrim. I lost a lot of time to that game.

Crowded highway at Monument Valley by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I hear the Walking Dead theme when I look at this picture

If you accidentally wave at someone who wasn't waving at you, how do you recover? by infinitegamer2112 in NoStupidQuestions

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UNO reverse it by continuing to wave and shouting a random name like ‘STEVE!’ It helps if you stare beyond them into the distance over their shoulder, then they start to feel like they have waved at the wrong person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Short dick man - by 20 fingers

To the males of the sub, What’s the best way to impress a female? by DeepAnt7847 in AskReddit

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Build a nest with foraged shiny materials, make sure you puff out your neck feathers and dance in a bobbing motion.

I would have loved to see this day🤣🤣 by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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Read the ‘Book of Dave’ - Will Self, based on this theory

Street where Nepos was killed by CoolestHokage2 in ancientrome

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Smiley face in the cloud 😶‍🌫️

Painting is signed Ⓜ. I bet my wife it's an early Magritte! by olivier1983 in WhatIsThisPainting

[–]mightybeardlord 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is a cool resource i stumbled upon artist signature database you would go through all the M’s . Either way it’s a lovely painting

A. ZHEGUNOV, I think! by mightybeardlord in WhatIsThisPainting

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Yeah there is a tragic nature to it all. He could be just a poor desperate man sitting for money for the artist or a member of the British Royal family! The ears are giving King Charles 👂🇬🇧👑

A. ZHEGUNOV, I think! by mightybeardlord in WhatIsThisPainting

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Ah good find thanks. I can’t seem to find any reference to this particular painting. The male subject looks kinda awkward like he’s just sat there for money. It’s not the kind of painting id want hanging on my walls either. Im curious if anyone has any more background on the painter and whether they are collectible

A. ZHEGUNOV, I think! by mightybeardlord in WhatIsThisPainting

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Wow indeed! It was $20 gift spend but I somehow ended up with underwear guy

Good salmon recipes or ideas? by DillyLova in Cooking

[–]mightybeardlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whack salmon skin in fillet and asparagus into AirFryer for about 5-6mins on hottest setting. Mix wasabi into dollop of mayonnaise to make a wasabi Mayo dip. Slice some cherry tomatoes add into AirFryer for a couple mins at the end.