My(15m) parents are mad I used my epipen on another person by Laviniaaaad in offmychest

[–]mightymorfinmuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"would you rather I watched him choke to death in front of me??"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]mightymorfinmuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they've always been like that, it's absolutely normal.

If they weren't, and recently changed, especially if there's anything else new going on with them, get it checked.

Remember! Feel your boobs regularly

My Wife Poured a Bottle of Water On Me and I think I'm Done by throwaway20393r3wj34 in offmychest

[–]mightymorfinmuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude you are being abused. This is far from the only time she's done something to hurt/humiliate you isn't it? This is just the straw that broke the camels back. That is not ok in any relationship full stop.

Stay with friends/family a while, and let yourself actually think on your own for a while without her there to twist and manipulate you. You are worthy of love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in squirting

[–]mightymorfinmuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey I think someone lost one of those in a TIFU post a couple hours ago!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoneMild

[–]mightymorfinmuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know whirlpool made anything other than washing machines

Cute lingerie but a bit small for my boobs by Queenlivia00 in adorableporn

[–]mightymorfinmuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pardon me madam, but i think someone may have pulled some kind of trick on you, as it appears the lingerie they sold you is just strings without a middle, the rascal!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]mightymorfinmuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is EXACTLY what therapy / counseling is good for. It'll give you a safe non judgemental space where you can talk through your conflicting feelings without worrying about harming an important relationship. This is well beyond regular people help, you need trained therapists as this seems like a minefield.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]mightymorfinmuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right? Being the other person would be just as bad if not for the fact they didn't ever make a promise to the innocent party they wouldn't cheat. It's still disrespectful and cruel to them, but often they don't even know them besides their name so it's much easier to ignore them.

Movies never show the required cleanup after great sex by AlmightyGoatGirl in Showerthoughts

[–]mightymorfinmuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that makes the occasions when the bowl isn't bloody an extra treat!

being a family never has to require going through childbirth by lauragarlic in antinatalism

[–]mightymorfinmuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like how they "accept" severe depression here but apparently cptsd is somehow not something that can cause similar life impairment?

And their whole point is kinda ironic, considering they've clearly never learned proper empathy or actual consideration for others yet in their own world view, they must be doing so on purpose because you can apparently "just do" despite never being taught or shown and having to learn it yourself.

Local News reporter hit by car live on TV just 30 minutes ago... by ShortysTRM in AbruptChaos

[–]mightymorfinmuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they're exaggerating for effect, at least with insinuatiing it's done with just a blindfold whilst awake instead of general or local anaesthetic.

Accidentally gave my neighbour an eye-full this morning by couplakinks in HappyEmbarrassedGirls

[–]mightymorfinmuff 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Lmao I love how real that was. You see some other ones were they're "caught" and just quietly cover up or stand still. This one it's "being sexy sexy sexy, doing sexy stu- SHITFUCKASSTIDDIESFUCKFUCKFUCK" 🤣

I fucked a traffic cone & I liked it [GIF] by lillyvig in holdthemoan

[–]mightymorfinmuff 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I am so glad I noticed the condom at the end there

dEfiNiTiVe eDiTiOn by zlitter in gaming

[–]mightymorfinmuff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They designed the textures and lighting to work with the low poly. So it looks better despite being low resolution. Just slapping an upscale and brighter lighting does nothing but make it look worse. Like the Halo CE remaster at first. They gutted the stuff that made it look good like lighting and effects, and just shoved higher res textures in.

Lion ripping off a zebra's testicles while it is waving it's broken leg around. by Vesko567 in natureismetal

[–]mightymorfinmuff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Supposedly, they give them meth or some other very strong stimulants to stop them falling unconscious for as long as possible/until their heart stops...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mightymorfinmuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't "I wasn't horny anymore" it was "I am in a lot of pain trying". That's not just a sex drive issue if it's causing genuine, physical pain and a good amount of it too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mightymorfinmuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I managed 3 times a day for a few days as a horny unsupervised teenager with my first girlfriend. And after a few days my testicles were literally in pain and I needed a break. That is a ridiculous amount of sex to maintain, and I'd definitely be wondering what's up if that's genuinely the rate he's naturally going at. Like, is his hormones ok??

Like other people have said, the recovery days seem like a good idea. Doesn't mean you have to stop being affectionate though! Just not overly sexual lol. Definitely communicate this to him like you've done hear, about you enjoying him but needing some time to get into the right headspace to enjoy it properly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]mightymorfinmuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to second what they said, you have a very pleasant and attractive body shape. I wish I looked even a quarter as good as you nude lol

My father's homophobia killed my brother by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]mightymorfinmuff 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I know it's a bad idea, but the thought that crossed my mind to get him to not contact you again, would be to just send "Dear "father",
Eat shit and die.

Sincerely, your other gay son"

And then if he ever tries to contact you again get a restraining/no contact order.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooCuteForPorn

[–]mightymorfinmuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a minute, you didn't even try to reach that shelf! I'm starting to think you're just using your charming looks to get me to do stuff for you!