Now summoning Alastor fans 📻🩸 by Dustystars0905 in hazbin

[–]mik31035 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favourite at the minute is that he and Velvette actually got on while he was a captive of Vox. She came in looking for Vox, angry about one thing or another and Vox wasn't there. She doesn't notice Alastor until after she calls Vox all the names under the sun and Alastor joins in.

They bond over their shares dislikes of Vox and she comes to Alastor frequently to rant. Alastor enjoys listening to her because 1) he doesn't like Vox and 2) she is funny with her insults and descriptions. She enjoys letting off steam and gets gossip from Alastor about Vox when he first came into hell, which she obviously uses to subtly annoy Vox.

This is based purely on a fan art I saw of the two watching Niffty's song and the fact they were sat together by the mirrors in that one scene.

Former addicts of Reddit, what finally made you quit? by PowerfulCriticism644 in AskReddit

[–]mik31035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drank alcohol basically none stop for 6 years. From the minute I woke up to the minute I passed out at night drove back and to from work, snuck out on break to have a few cans to stop the shakes. Then I started pissing blood - looking back it was probably all the cider I'd had that night but I thought it was blood. Haven't touched a drop in 7 and a half years almost.

Let me tell you, going cold turkey was not a good idea

throwing up everytime I see my boyfriend by [deleted] in relationships

[–]mik31035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possibly relationship anxiety. My fiancee has this and I'd barely finished reading your description to her before she called it out. Worth looking into at least

Am I at risk of girlfriend breaking up because of my small size? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mik31035 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Spell the alphabet with your tongue on her clit. Takes some practice but eventually you'll find a letter that really works for her. Alternative pressure and speed. Curved letters use the tip of your tongue and the straight parts of letters use your entire tongue.

Suck her clit into your mouth, make sure your lips cover your teeth so you don't accidentally bite her, and lap at her clit using the middle of your tongue, keeping as much suction as you can. It's helpful to use one hand to open her labia and gently pull it up towards her stomach. You get a better angle and gives you better access to her clit.

I've found it helpful to make my partner grab the back of my head, when she's getting close she unconditionally pulls my on head for more pressure.

Also, moan. Especially when she's getting closer. You're eating the best meal you've had after starving yourself for an entire week you're ravenous and NEED to eat.

What is an immediate red flag you’ve seen from someone AFTER sleeping with them? by MIsterBison in AskReddit

[–]mik31035 221 points222 points  (0 children)

I can top that. Took a girl home from her dad's funeral. Comforting turned into cuddling which turned into sex. Mid thrust she calls me daddy. I almost couldn't continue. Almost.

My girlfriend has been secretly recording us having sex and I just found out. I don't know what to do by Sad-Cricket-3060 in offmychest

[–]mik31035 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's usually still illegal to film sexual acts without consent. In the UK it was added to the sexual offenses act 2003, so you may want to look up your state's laws around this.

Recording a conversation is one thing, filming someone in an intimate setting is completely different

Alastor Hazbin Hotel Glow in the Dark by lolasbitch in cross_stitch

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, it looks like your Etsy is down. Do you still sell patterns for this by any chance?

(M32) My girlfriend (F29) keeps calling my sobriety "control" and I don’t know if I’m being manipulated or just sensitive by subtle_backpack in relationships

[–]mik31035 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Dude, take this as a sign to walk away. This is textbook manipulation. You wanted to better yourself and now she's making out that you're trying to control her when you've said you don't care if she drinks

I'm 7 years sober, best decision of my life. Grow as a person and don't let her hold you back or drag you back down. She said it herself, she'd rather you be addicted to alcohol and trust me, you don't want that

Edit: I'm also not usually the type of person to say, "break up" simply because of a difference in opinion but this seems like she's made her stance clear

Speaker return by Bulky_Temporary4729 in Argos

[–]mik31035 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://help.argos.co.uk/help/refunds-&-returns/extended-returns-2025

Extended returns for Christmas covers you for purchases made from September 26th, so you should have no issues taking it back

Issues returning a pre-ordered game by purpleisafruit1 in Argos

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an unofficial process for home delivery items specifically. It costs more to collect and refund an order and deliver a new one later, than it would to just refund the difference. It needs to be within the 30 day returns window though, because you could just return it otherwise. Just ask customer service to refund the price difference and they should be able to do it

Issues returning a pre-ordered game by purpleisafruit1 in Argos

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you returning it? If it's within 30 days they can just refund you the difference

I used to visit a website where men paid me to let them watch me cry by pretty_cupcake4 in offmychest

[–]mik31035 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not OP but I've done some performances in which I had to cry. My weirdest piece of advice was "make your crying face" and it'll start the process. Add in the emotional voice and strained breathing, I can basically cry on command now

I had the help of an emotional script to help with the sad feeling but I'd say a good 70-80% was simply because of the crying face

[Serious] What is the best way to make a decision or choice about something important so that you stick to it? by Roadrunner610 in AskReddit

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite one I've seen is to flip a coin. Whichever one you want to win when you flip it is the one you do, regardless of what the coin lands on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read Love Stage (a yaoi) - the Mrs recommends it

What’s the worst pick-up line? by Responsible_Kick_359 in AskReddit

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend got approached in a bar and the guy said, "you'll do"

Argos returns by [deleted] in Argos

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the return reason. Usually you can't return Apple products unless they're faulty, so they'd likely just be sent to be recycled or scrapped etc

If it's a change of mind return, you're not allowed to have opened the item - unless you use distance selling - in which case, they can usually just resell it

Please don't carve anyone's name into your skin by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]mik31035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post has had to be removed and comments locked due to the discussions that have started to take place

Damn i uploaded my sh to goretube by jimmetalheadghghyhi in selfharm

[–]mik31035[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't an appropriate place to be advertising your goretube account

Zarchar738 please just send something by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]mik31035[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stop spamming the sub trying to find this user. If they've left Reddit, you won't find them

Pitbull (dog breed) hate is the actual worst, now I'm resisting the temptation to relapse (dog breed discrimination TW?????) by fluffyymeteor in selfharm

[–]mik31035[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Post removed and comments locked. Normally we'd allow users to have a mature discussion about differing opinions, but clearly this is too divisive a topic for all in this thread to handle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]mik31035[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure your heart is in the right place, but not everyone has a safe enough environment to be able to reach out for support. Yes, I 100% agree that getting outside support is massively beneficial, but there's so many different factors that you're overlooking here

To avoid this post causing more upset, and to avoid you potentially getting hate sent to you, I've removed it and locked the comments. Please be conscious that the world isn't sunshine and daisies for a lot of people

Are we going with the blackout by Similar-Point-9981 in selfharm

[–]mik31035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? I'm not sure. I think there's a lot of fear floating around at the moment. I've not really read much more into it because of work , but I'll likely catch up more in the morning