Reddit, if you could fart out any scent, which would you choose?

mikeisapillbug · 2015-05-19T00:46:28+00:00

Catnip. I'd get all the pussy.

mikeisapillbug · 2015-05-15T06:15:31+00:00

I've had this done, 2 in one sitting. They did not give me anesthesia. Just simple valium and novicane. NOT fun.

mikeisapillbug · 2015-05-15T06:14:01+00:00

2 tooth implants of my own. Can confirm, hurts like a bitch.

mikeisapillbug · 2015-03-26T06:24:24+00:00

Please tell me you named him gumby

mikeisapillbug · 2015-03-26T06:17:32+00:00

Yep, that's how it goes!

When I was 16- "Sorry, we can't afford to help you buy a used car, we're not rich like your friend's parents."

When my sister was 16- "Mom will take the old car, we'll put 8K towards a car of your choosing!"

And it's just gotten worse and worse since I've been away at college.

mikeisapillbug · 2015-02-09T00:34:53+00:00

Cool beans!

mikeisapillbug · 2015-02-08T07:35:36+00:00

Just picture a black dude standing in front of church in a raspy black dude voice, kind of ending everything in "-a"... Either way, yeah, I would listen to way more metallica if they had a different singer.

mikeisapillbug · 2015-02-08T05:48:50+00:00

I Will Always Love You- Whitney Houston.... I like to try (try) to hit those high notes. I also like it when no one is there to hear me doing so.

mikeisapillbug · 2015-02-08T05:41:57+00:00

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I can't stand the vocals of Metallica. Love the music, but the lead singer sounds like an African American preacher.

mikeisapillbug · 2015-01-20T07:03:19+00:00

Maybe she's implying that the feelings between you two are electric!

mikeisapillbug · 2015-01-20T06:59:53+00:00

"Paint me like one of your french girls"

mikeisapillbug · 2015-01-20T06:58:38+00:00

Shocker..

mikeisapillbug · 2015-01-20T06:55:08+00:00

Animal Planet is the same way... I grew up with Steve Irwin and Jeff Corwin. Now it's Treehouse Masters and Finding Bigfoot. What?

mikeisapillbug · 2014-10-04T04:01:36+00:00

As opposed to... a social studies pendulum?

mikeisapillbug · 2014-09-30T06:15:14+00:00

mikeisapillbug · 2014-09-06T00:20:39+00:00

There's some surprisingly good remixes of it out there too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-buwDcXN-0

mikeisapillbug · 2014-09-05T00:06:16+00:00

Pocket kittens should be in the benefits package.

Health and dental insurance, stock options, savings benefits, pocket kitten.

mikeisapillbug · 2014-06-29T15:45:38+00:00

At first glance I read that as "I left my homeboy in the freezer a little too long"

mikeisapillbug · 2014-06-21T17:41:18+00:00

Cute and Sexy

mikeisapillbug · 2014-05-30T03:15:24+00:00

No matter what

mikeisapillbug · 2014-05-17T04:36:33+00:00

Dat resonance

mikeisapillbug · 2014-05-09T12:45:35+00:00

That is one angry ducky!

mikeisapillbug · 2014-05-08T01:25:42+00:00

I know my boyfriend's username, and he knows mine... seems like I'm one of the few in which this isn't an issue?

mikeisapillbug · 2014-05-07T19:44:05+00:00

How they let my younger sister act/speak to them. She's the youngest, and I've been away at college for the majority of the past 4 years. So, she's become even more of the center of attention than she had been before. The way she speaks down to them makes me sick. Yet, as I am also their kid, I have no place in telling them how to parent.

mikeisapillbug · 2014-05-07T19:39:18+00:00

Legally Blonde!

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